How To Piss Siri Off
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How To Piss Siri Off
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Use this method to prevent pocket dials. Disabling Siri will enable Voice Control, and you can't have both disabled. Because of this, you may try disabling Siri trying to prevent pocket dialing but find that Voice Control still does it. You can prevent this from happening by enabling Siri and then disabling it on your lock screen. This will require having a passcode lock on your device. [1]
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This will not completely disable Siri, just prevent it from opening on your lock screen. If you want to completely disable Siri, see the next method, but be aware that this will enable Voice Control.
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Ensure Siri is enabled. You'll need Siri enabled in order to disable it from the lock screen:
Open the Settings app and select "General."
Tap "Siri" and toggle Siri ON. Confirm that you want to enable it.
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Return to the Settings app and select "Passcode." If you already have a passcode, you'll be prompted to enter it.
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Tap "Turn Passcode On" if it isn't enabled. You'll be prompted to create a four-digit passcode for your device. This is required to disable Siri from the lock screen.
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Toggle "Siri" OFF in the Passcode menu. This will turn Siri off while the device is locked, preventing it from starting and pocket dialing someone. [2]
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Remember, you can't completely disable Siri and prevent voice control for your iPhone. This is because the Voice Control feature takes over automatically when Siri is disabled, and it can't be turned off. This is the best workaround for preventing Siri from opening when you don't want it to.
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Open the Settings app. You can completely disable Siri on your iPhone, but this will enable the Voice Control feature, which may give you the same problems you were having originally.
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Select "General" and then "Siri." This will open the Siri menu.
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Toggle Siri OFF at the top of the menu. This will disable Siri on your iPhone, but will enable the Voice Control feature. You cannot disable both Voice Control and Siri at the same time.
Tap "Disable Siri" to confirm that you want to turn it off.
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Turn off Dictation if you want to remove your data from Apple's servers. Siri stores information used to respond to your requests on the Apple servers. This information is also used for the Dictation feature (voice to text), and this will need to be disabled as well if you want to completely remove the data from Apple's servers. Turning Dictation off will disable the microphone button on your device's on-screen keyboard, but not remove it.
Return to the "General" section of the Settings app and select "Keyboard."
Scroll to the bottom of the screen and toggle "Enable Dictation" OFF. You'll be asked to confirm that you want to turn Dictation off.
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Disable "Hey Siri" if you like using Siri but it's activating on its own. The "Hey Siri" feature allows you to turn on Siri by saying, "Hey Siri," but some users have reported that this can enable Siri without input. This can cause Siri to start playing music or making calls without you asking it to. Disabling the "Hey Siri" feature can help prevent this.
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Open the Settings app and tap "General." This will open the general settings for your device.
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Select "Siri." This will display the Siri settings menu.
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Toggle the Allow "Hey Siri" option OFF. This will disable the "Hey Siri" feature and prevent Siri from starting without your pressing the Home button.
Siri is missing. How can I get it back?
Go to "settings," then go to "general." Go on to "siri" and turn on the button that says "siri."
Tap Settings, then General, then Siri, and then turn the switch to OFF. Siri will not be enabled if you do this. Then power off!
Why is Siri using 84% of my battery life?
Siri is a big part of you phone. She is meant to help you do things faster. So having her activated is your choice, because for some people Siri works really well and for some she doesn't.
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Siri is a great personal assistant, but sometimes it gets in the way of your regular phone use. Unfortunately, disabling Siri will enable Voice Control, which can cause just as many issues. If you've turned Siri off and are finding that you're pocket dialing more than normal, you'll need to configure Siri so that it doesn't open while the phone is locked. You can disable Siri completely and remove its data from Apple's servers if you'd prefer, but this will enable Voice Control. Finally, you can disable the "Hey Siri" feature, which may help keep Siri from turning itself on while your iPhone is plugged in.
1. Open Settings .
2. Tap General .
3. Tap Siri .
4. Toggle off Siri.
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So in case you were having an amazing day and needed to be brought down a peg or two, here is a video of the voice of Iphone, 'Siri', getting pissed when you ask her a harmless question. If you don't believe she actually gets upset, try it out yourself! All you have to do is ask her to divide 0 from 0.
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While Siri can do plenty of helpful things, people want to know how to make Siri cuss or beatbox; they want the funniest things to ask Siri. Whether you want Siri to tell you joke or make the AI mad, there are tons of fun things you can ask Siri and just as many hilarious responses. Here are 33 funny things you can ask Siri for jokes, laughs, and harmless chaos.
Thousands of people each month search the web for how to make Siri mad. Besides getting mad, Siri will rap or beatbox for you too. There are lots of Siri tricks and jokes, some of which happen only around particular events. For example, around Halloween Siri will give costume advice. If you’re looking for cool or fun things to say to Siri, here are the 33 best things to ask Siri (but don't expect Siri to cuss you out! It's much too professional for that).
Half the fun of asking Siri funny things is hearing it from the AI on your iPhone or iPad, so make sure you have your sound on when you ask these questions. Here are some funny Siri questions and the snappy answers the virtual assistant has in store. Many of these have different answer options, so you might not see your answer listed below. Try them each a few times!
Before you begin, make sure you have Hey Siri set up .
Q: “Hello Cortana” (Google Home) or “Hey Alexa” (Amazon Echo).
A: I'm Siri, but I offer no resistance to helpful assistants.
No rivalry here! You can't make Siri mad by calling it Cortana or Alexa. Siri is all about banding with its fellow AI assistants. Which might be a bad thing if we're worried about robots taking over.
But if you mistake it for Jarvis from Iron Man...
We sense a little passive aggression here.
This one is practically a classic, and it sure ticks Siri off.
A: “Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”
Make sure your volume switch is on for this one.
A: "Heres's one that's like this and like that and like this."
Siri proceeds to rap lyrics. It originally would borrow lyrics from rap artists, but has since branched into offering Siri originals. There are many different answers and raps, so see what you get!
A: "Here’s one I’ve been practicing."
Siri goes, “boots & cats & boots & cats” rushed together so as to create a robotic beatboxing sound.
If you ask Siri to read you a poem, it might bust out one of its own originals and treat you to a reading. My favorite is The Remote Control, which is a brief yet compelling look at the remote’s inconsistent presence in our lives and utilizes words like “doth” and “’tween.” Who knew this little AI had such poetic depths?
Asking Siri to “read me a haiku” gets an equally witty response:
A: “Set a Timer, please, / What's five plus seven plus five? / You can count on me.
A: “I just can't. We'd have to change my End User License Agreement. A lot."
There are quite a few different ways Siri will let you down easy.
A: “Please be safe. If you want me to call or text someone, just ask.”
Siri shows you the option to Call a Taxi or lets you contact someone in your phone.
A: “Alright. Y'know, you really remind me of a worm! Taking any rotten situation life throws at you. And turning it around. And making good things grow from it. And... Ack! I just can't insult you.”
A: "What's in my pocket? Oh wait, I don't have pockets."
Siri isn't participating in your foolishness.
Q: Siri, can you tell me a knock-knock joke?
Siri has a whole repertoire of knock knock jokes and will keep going with them for as long as you want.
A: “This year, I'm strongly considering dressing up as Dr. Frank N. Furter. Just the idea of it makes me shiver with antici...pation.”
Siri won't tell you what to wear but will share its own ideas, so you can avoid embarrassing yourself by wearing the sa
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