How To Peg Your Man

How To Peg Your Man

How to Completely Emasculate a Man Women, here's how to take complete control of your man.
by Nathan DeGraaf | May 15, 2008
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Sean: How's life treating you?
Nathan: Like I burned its entire album collection.
Sean: Wow. That's probably a big collection.
W omen, let's face facts here. Most of you are bitches. And as such, most of you like to have the upper hand in any relationship. That's not easily done because we men are bigger, stronger, more stubborn and typically unwilling to yield power. But women, well, y'all are smarter and more emotional than us. And you care more about your status in a relationship so you have the upper hand when it comes to strategy and timing. But some of you, for whatever reasons, still haven't learned how to turn your man into a whipped sad sack .
And that's where I come in. You see, I pay attention to this kind of stuff. It's kind of my thing.
Emasculating your man will not happen too quickly. For the most part, you women are not attracted to the kind of man who is close to his emotions, and as such, it will take a little time to take a strong, stubborn asshole and make him into a little bitch. But you can do it. After all, you've got the time.
Women, it is impossible to emasculate a male without first getting him emotionally involved with you. Now, if you're dating the kind of guy who cries at movies and falls in love with every chick he bangs, this should be so easy it's not even worth actively trying to get the sad sack to fall in love with you. He'll probably do it anyway the first time you kiss.
But, if you're dating a confident, attractive man who has a successful history with women, you'll need to make yourself stand out from the pack. The way to do this is not to be a typical female. Men expect women to be money-grubbing, materialistic, lazy and overtly emotional. If you actually prove that you can be cool under pressure, great in bed, spiritual and understanding all at once, odds are that eventually the poor fucker will say that he loves you.
And that's when you got the son of a bitch.
Now that you've got the stupid asshole walking on air, it's time to bring him back down to the hard ground. The first thing you do is tell the guy that you need to reevaluate the relationship and ask for space. This way, the asshole learns the harsh and simple lesson that it is up to you to decide when (and for that matter, if) you two will be together.
(Ladies, you must be careful here. Many men know that the need for space simply signals the beginning of the end. A lot of men simply take the break, go bang someone else, forget about you and move on. So be careful how you approach this. A good thing to remember is timing. You want to pull this stunt while he's at a high point in his life. This is the mistake women often make. When you pull this garbage at a low point in a man's life, he more than likely will see it as being kicked when he's down and will consider you to be a heartless bitch who behaves like a typical female, thus causing you to lose the luster you worked so hard to achieve in Step 1.)
When you take the guy back, it is important to let him understand that the reason for the break was solely because you needed time to reevaluate the relationship and that he did not do anything wrong. Shortly after you explain this, it is your job as a member of the confusing gender to tell him that you want him to change in pretty much every way. If he takes you back and makes an effort to become a new person, then you know you're on the path to complete and total emasculation.
But be careful. Your man probably has friends who would like him to keep his balls. You need to find a way around this.
He's already listening to you about the clothes he wears, the job he holds, and the car he drives at this point, so now it's time to work on his friends. Those Dorito munching, pot smoking, bowling buddies of his will constantly keep trying to get him drunk, take him to strip clubs and other places where he can have a good fucking time. A man who can get a good time anywhere won't rely on you to feel good. And if that happens, your goal of total emasculation will not be reached. So you need to eliminate those bozos.
The best way to get a man's friends out of his life is to mention how creepy they are, how you feel as if they're aiming to rape you. Get all emotional and freaked out about even being near them. Not only will he hang out with them less, but he'll start to be suspicious of their behavior, thus leaving the friendships in question and likely to be eliminated.
Now that total emasculation has been achieved, it's time to dump the loser.
Face it, how can you respect a guy who lets a woman treat him like this? I mean, a man needs to be a man. And you deserve someone with a spine, right? I mean, why would any self-respecting woman date a man with no self-respect?
Clearly, it's time to cheat on him and dump him. If he's really still in love maybe you can make him cry. And if he married you, maybe you can take half his shit. After all, you worked long and hard to remove his spine and balls. You deserve payment, dammit.
Men are responsible for pretty much all the evils in the world-all the wars, most of the weapons and even most of the hate was created by our gender. We're kind of dumb like that. By doing your best to emasculate the men of this world, you women help separate the strong ones from the weak ones and make it easier for our society to learn who we can trust and who's a punk little bitch that keeps his balls in his woman's purse. Emasculating a male does not make you a bad person. It just makes you normal.
Oh, but seriously. Don't do any of this to anyone if you really love them. You'll only be hurting yourself in the end.
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There are a lot of misconceptions around pegging – with men who have always wanted to try it often too scared to do so because they are worried their sexuality will be questioned.
But liking anal play doesn’t ‘mean’ anything bigger about your sexuality. Let’s just get that out of the way. It’s just something that you like – or that you’d like to experiment with.
We all have our own fantasies and desires, and as long as it’s legal, consensual, and safe, what people get up to in the bedroom is totally up to them.
You might be a bit curious about pegging, whether you’ve heard about it in conversation or seen it in popular culture (Broad City did a lot for the pegging chat), and wondering what the fuss is about.
So, to talk us through it, we spoke to six men who have each been pegged by female partners, to find out what pegging is like, what they liked about it, why they decided to do it and whether they’d do it again.
‘I tried pegging as sort of a natural progression. I had experimented with self penetration when masturbating, and realized I liked it.
‘My first experience being pegged was with my now ex-wife. We had a very open sexual relationship when it came to trying new things, and she had voiced interest in pegging me, so we agreed together to try it.
‘As far as how it felt, there are a few things I remember. So, we didn’t have the proper equipment (like a strap-on) so we kind of had to improvise. I laugh now, but all we had that wasn’t going to be too extreme for me was one of those KY His and Hers lube bottles. They’re very phallic.
‘Even then, it was larger than anything I had used to penetrate myself. So, there was that initial discomfort, but it was mostly a very pleasurable experience.
‘Mentally, I think I had had some minor conflict, but mostly it was still me discovering a lot about my sexuality, which can oftentimes be stressful.
‘So, to finish, yes I mark it as a positive experience, and assuming I had a partner I trusted, it would still be an option for me.’
‘I first learned about pegging through porn and it just seemed to mentally click with me. As a bisexual male, that may play a part of it but it just seemed like something I would definitely like.
‘I first tried it with my then girlfriend. It was me that suggested it, but she was not reluctant in going along with it.
‘Mentally, it definitely clicks. It puts me in this wonderful head space. I love the intimacy of it and the feeling of submission also. It’s not rough of violent for me, and it’s not a punishment kind if setting.
‘Physically, if it’s done right, it’s awesome. It can be a little awkward with getting the right gear, prep, partner positioning etc. But ultimately it’s worth it the majority of the time.
‘The first time was a little awkward, but fun. My girlfriend was plus size so configuring can be difficult, especially with a smaller toy. It was enough fun that I wanted to try again, and have done so.
‘It’s not a regular occurrence because it’s hard to do spontaneously but it’s repeated sometimes. It’s very positive mentally, so even if the physical aspect doesn’t hit the mark, it will still be very enjoyable.
‘Even the simple visual of a woman wearing a strap-on is enough to give me a thrill.’
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‘I’m bi so sometimes I miss being with guys (I know, I’m greedy) and one time it just felt like too much and I was holding it in for months being too scared to talk to my partner about it.
‘Eventually I did and after a few days of talking about it she suggested getting a strap-on.
‘It took a bit before we used it because I got the feeling she felt uncomfortable with it but one night she came in with it on.
‘We gave it a go and I think we both really enjoyed it in the end. It’s been a semi-regular event ever since and it made me love this woman more than I ever thought I could.
‘It’s the best experience sexually that I’ve had, it gets rid of the cravings to be with a guy and it’s a great bonding activity, would 100% do it again.’
‘I tried it because I came across porn videos of pegging and it turned me on.
‘It was with an ex-girlfriend and I suppose she initiated the discussion initially at least but we both wanted to.
‘[It was] sore at first! Very sore! To the point I was like “take it out”… but then I relaxed and it felt more natural, and eventually a big turn on when the strap on hits certain spots.
‘Mentally at the time it was good. It just felt a natural thing to be sort of dominated by her.
‘I’ve done it a few times since that first time and definitely will again. I think the biggest appeal is a sense of role-reversal, that normally as a guy it’s me giving it, so for the girl to give it and for me to take it is a turn on.’
‘I had a discussion with my girlfriend at uni in which she said she had a fantasy of penetrating me with a strap-on. I knew from solo experimentation that I enjoyed being touched and penetrated, so I agreed.
‘Some time later, we ordered a strap-on and some plugs, and began to play and explore.
‘It feels great. The key is trust and relaxation, and not being over-ambitious too quickly in terms of size or speed or force.
‘Mentally, it was an interesting dynamic shift, but the same is true of different positions and moods with any partner. To me, there was nothing emasculating about it, and my partner enjoyed it too.
‘I absolutely would do it again, although I think it can be a difficult discussion to have sometimes.
‘As I’ve got older and more comfortable with my body and what I enjoy sexually – and have slept with people of different genders and in different roles – I’ve valued even more the experiences I had with pegging and with the safe, loving environment that was all about my pleasure and her fantasy.’
‘It was a suggestion from a friend before I met my current partner. Being relatively open even I was a tad worried with it but thought why not!
‘It was basically a person I had no intention of being in a relationship with but enjoying experimental stuff with. A friend, with many many benefits.
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‘Physically it hindered on painful to pleasurable. It definitely heightened the orgasm, without a doubt.
‘Mentally it was strange at first but then I’d done fairly similar things. It was more physical than mental for me, but things were heightened in both aspects.
‘I wouldn’t make it part of my routine but I’d have no qualms doing it again. I can’t foresee too many issues if it’s with right person and you have communication.’
If you’re considering pegging, there are a few supplies you’ll need to stock up on beforehand.
Before going all in, it’s important to prepare for anal penetration. A petite buttplug like this one from Lovehoney can help get you used to the feeling – just don’t forget the lube .
Some people also prefer to use a douche ahead of pegging, as cleaning up beforehand can help ease any anxiety you might feel about exploring a new area.
When it comes to the pegging itself, there are a range of strap-ons to choose from. This kit comes with a harness and slimline dildo which is ideal for first-timers – and you can graduate to larger dildos if you enjoy it.
Those who are more experienced with anal play can go for something a little more intermediate, like this vibrating strap-on kit .
In your post-pegging glow, try not to forget to clean and dry your toys ready for next time.
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