How To Make A Homemade Pocket Pussy

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How To Make A Homemade Pocket Pussy
By
Michael B. Banks



/ August 30, 2022 August 30, 2022


If you’re using the towel pussy option, you could place them in warm water before you use them. Or even place it in a hot bath beforehand.
Leave your pocket pussy in the sun, or on a radiator, or even on a hot water tank before you use it.
You could always use a warming lube such as KY Jelly Warming Lubricant 2.5 Ounce .
Try microwaving your pocket pussy, but please be careful. This is only possible if your design doesn’t use any metal parts.


When it comes to using sex toys, men are usually late to the party compared to women. We are generally simple creatures with simple tastes. While women have all manner of vibrators in all shapes and sizes, a man’s main sex toy option is a flashlight, which is essentially a substitute pussy.
But another important man trait is we are tight as hell and like to keep our spending down to the bare minimum. So, do you want to know how to make a pocket pussy at home? It will save you money and limit getting sprung going into a local adult toy store.
Also, your credit card provider won’t know you have a penchant for a plastic pussy, and therefore you can pound away at home in total privacy while keeping your professional reputation intact.
If you don’t know what a fleshlight is yet, you have been living a sheltered life, and you’ve been missing out on the DIY sex revolution. A fleshlight and a pocket pussy are essentially the same things. The main difference is that a fleshlight is a branded version of a pocket pussy. They are both used as substitute vaginas that aid male masturbation .
There is more to a pocket pussy than merely being a masturbation tool to get off. Using one to trigger a mind-blowing climax is great, but there are more uses than you could imagine. Some men struggle to successfully build up to and achieve orgasm via vaginal sex, so using a pocket pussy is a viable way to practice.
If you are the classic premature ejaculator, this ground-breaking toy can help you to gain more stamina. Most men know how embarrassing it can be to cum in seconds when you are trying to sexually impress a new partner. With one of these, that will be a thing of the past!
A 2018 study stated that one in eight UK men have used the services of a prostitute at least once. The dangers of using hookers are plentiful. Lonely men, or just those that don’t have a partner, can dramatically benefit from using a substitute vagina. You won’t have to trawl the streets or the internet to find one, and you can remain in the safety of your own home.
As you can see, there’s a lot more to using a pocket pussy than meets the eye.
Before we go any further, there’s something that I need to make sure you understand. ALWAYS use lubricant before inserting your penis into a pocket pussy or a fleshlight of any kind. When penetrating a real woman, we can sometimes get away with a bit of saliva, especially if she is up for it, but with a plastic pussy, you might come a cropper.
A water-based lubricant will not only protect your penis from getting cut or sore, but it will also aid in an authentic pounding session. If you are using a real branded fleshlight, such as the Fleshlight Mia Malkova Lvl Up Masturbator , lube will also protect the rubber, so your product lasts longer.
I’d personally recommend the always useful to have around, F*ck Water Water Based Lubriicant Pillow Packs .5oz , or the classic K-Y Ultra Gel Personal Lubricant 4.5oz , or very affordable, and my personal favorite, the Af Lube Blue Raspberry 2 Oz .
Did you know that top-notch fleshlights can cost in the region of $30 to $100 and even higher if you buy models that are a mold of a famous porn star’s pussy? That’s right; you can buy a substitute vagina for your favorite adult entertainer. They are all the rage at the AVN convention and in adult stores across America.
But if you make a homemade pocket pussy, it will cost almost nothing and produce the same results as a high-end fleshlight model.
It shouldn’t take more than 20 minutes to make one from things you might have lying around your house. So, check out these cool homemade pocket pussy ideas, all of which I have tried at one time or another. And the best part is that no one will know anything about your dirty little secret, which makes it even better!
If you’ve never made a pocket pussy before, using a towel is a great place to start, and it’s so cheap. You’ll need a small to medium size hand towel, elastic bands, and a latex glove that you will find in any convenience store. You’ve probably got all these items in your house now, so this should be relatively simple. Now you need to follow these steps.
1 Fold the towel in half and then in half again, so it’s essentially quartered.
2 Take your latex glove and place it inside the folded towel. The cuff needs to be hanging out of one side.
3 Now you need to roll the towel around the glove to make it into a pocket. Try not to roll it too tight or too loose. You want it perfect, so it’s a snug fit when you insert your penis inside.
4 Once you find the perfect tightness, you need to use elastic bands to secure the towel, so it doesn’t unfold or unravel.
5 Take the cuff of the glove and stretch it over the end of the towel, so it covers all the edges.
6 Use more elastic bands along the length of the towel to finish creating your first homemade pocket pussy .
7 Now you can use some lube on the inside of the latex glove, and you are ready to start pounding away.
I’ve never been much of a cucumber fan because it constantly repeats on me. But let’s be honest, they are the ultimate sex vegetable for both men and women.
Females love the girth and length that cucumbers can provide as a substitute penis, but it can also be used as a substitute pussy as well. And if you prefer a cold feeling around your cock, it’s most definitely the best option. You’ll need a sizable cucumber at room temperature, some kind of duct tape, elastic bands, and a sharp knife.
1 First, cut one end of the cucumber.
3 Continue to open up the cucumber and remove all seeds. Remove little bits of the cucumber flesh from the inside of the skin and hollow it a bit until you can fit your penis inside snugly.
4 Find the ideal tightness that suits your needs.
5 Now you can take the duct tape and wrap it around the outside of the cucumber. But first, insert a condom inside before you tape the two halves together.
6 Stretch the end of the condom over the edge of the cucumber to create a tight fit. And there you have it.
7 Apply the lube to the condom because even though cucumbers feel wet, they won’t remain wet for long.
Now that you know the basics of How to Make a Pocket Pussy, it’s time to get really creative. One of the best substitute vaginas I ever made was with an empty Pringles can. They are the perfect item to use and one of the cheapest. You get to ‘pop until you drop’ in more ways than one. And if a Pringle’s representative is reading this, you can have that marketing slogan for a nominal fee.
To make a pocket pussy at home from a Pringles can or soft drinks bottle, you will need a few things. So, make sure you have an empty Pringles can or plastic drinks bottle, some kind of tape, sponges, a sharp knife, and a latex glove. Rice, bubble wrap, or sandwich bags could also be used, but are not essential items.
1 Take off the plastic Pringles lid. Or, if you are using a soda bottle, you can use a sharp knife to cut off the bottom. Please be careful here to eliminate any accidental cuts. Use duct tape to cover any sharp edges from the cans.
2 Take two even size sponges, sandwich them together and place your latex rubber glove fingers down in the middle of the two sponges with the glove entrance handing over the edge.
3 Now take your glove/sponge sandwich and squeeze it into the Pringles can or cutoff plastic bottle. Make sure the end with the glove handing out is level with the opening.
4 Stretch the ends of the plastic glove over the opening of the can to create a secure and airtight fit. Even now, the latex glove end with the sponge inside will even start looking like a fleshlight entrance.
5 Use the tape to wrap around the glove ends and to secure it tightly to the outside of the can.
6 If you’re using a Pringles can, make a small hole on the other side of the can that you can cover or uncover to control the suction levels inside.
If you want to create an even tighter fit, you can use bubble wrap or even sandwich bags to wrap along the inside of the can before you insert the sponge. Or you can fill the can with rice as well. These will have varying effects on the feeling and the fit.
But don’t forget to lube up before you insert your penis. In all honesty, this was the cheapest and the best homemade pocket pussy option.
The best thing about a real pussy is that it stretches and gives a feeling of buoyancy. This is the type of feeling we are desperately trying to recreate with these ideas. If you are okay with spending a bit more time to create a high-quality substitute vagina with lots of give, this bouncy balloon pussy idea knocks it out of the park.
Before we start, you will need four partially inflated balloons, tape, a latex rubber glove, and a large container like a small bathroom rubbish can.
1 Take your four partially inflated balloons and place them into your container with the inflation holes handing over the edge.
2 Blow a little more air into the balloons.
3 Take your latex glove with the fingers pointing downwards and place them in the middle of the balloons with the glove cuff sticking out the top.
4 You might want to blow a bit more air into the balloons to create a tighter space inside.
5 You need to tape the balloon ends to the outside of the container.
6 Cut off the ridge around the cuff of the gloves to give you more flexibility, and then stretch that over the taped balloon ends on the outside of the container to create an airtight seal inside.
You now have the bounciest substitute vagina in the world. So lube it up, insert your penis, and bag away until your heart’s content.
If you are okay with taking even more time to create the perfect plastic pocket pussy , we are going to take it to the next How to Make a Pocket Pussy level.
The ultimate substitute pussy outside of buying a professional fleshlight is to make a homemade silicone pussy. You will need a massive wax candle that is considerably bigger than the length and width of your penis. You’ll also need some silicone sealant and a sharp knife or cutting tool.
1 Firstly, measure the length and width of your penis against the wax candle to ensure a proper fit.
2 Now you need to draw some markers onto the candle at approximately 25% smaller than your penis measurements.
3 Cut down lengthways on the candle until you meet the 25% markers.
4 Now you can cut away at two remaining sides, so you are left with a rectangular-shaped wax box.
5 Smooth away the sides until it becomes a carrot shape but ensure its girth remains 25% lesser.
6 Take the silicone sealant and apply it around the candle at about half an inch thickness.
7 You will have to leave it for several weeks until the sealant is fully hard and dry.
8 Remove the candle from the inside, and you will be left with the silicone mold of a plastic pussy.
Now you have a plastic pussy mold that can be used time and time again. However, you might fail to get the correct size with your first attempt. This might be a lot of hard work, but hey, time is always on the side of a serious and successful masturbator.
Making a pocket pussy sounds all well and good, but how can I get the best out of the experience? What will make my faux pas pussy work best for me? Now I have my completed substitute pussy in hand, how can I use it successfully to ensure the ultimate authentic plastic pussy masturbation session?
So many questions. Please see the answers below.
You can alleviate the dreaded death grip syndrome by using your pocket pussy for the ultimate hands-free masturbation sessions. If you are a hardcore masturbator that has been choking your chicken for several years non-stop, it can be difficult to climax in a real vagina. It’s all about the tension, apparently. Pocket pussies are created for that special hands-free experience, so it feels like the real thing.
You can wedge your homemade pocket pussy somewhere, such as in your sofa, so you can insert your cock and pump away without needing any hands. It’s just like the real thing. And it’s a great way to train your penis to climax without needing the Vulcan death grip. You could position it between your stair rails or even wedge it between your bedsheets. You can get really creative with this idea.
Changing the temperature of your pocket pussy might be a viable option to accentuate authenticity. Some like it hot, while others like it colder. What do you prefer? You can follow the below tips to make your pussy warmer before using it.
Keeping things 100% safe where your penis is concerned should always be your number one priority. There’s only one penis, or in John Bobbitt’s case, half a penis. And that’s the point, really. You don’t want to end up like John Bobbitt .
So, here are some safety precautions you might want to consider when using a pocket pussy…
Sharpness and penises don’t go together very well. When you are making a homemade plastic pussy, you are not bound by manufacturing regulations that ensure product safety… pretty much like a Chinese factory!
So always air on the side of caution. Always use some kind of tape to wrap around any sharp edges to ensure soft body contact. Getting nasty cuts on your penis can destroy the sexual mood. Never use glass and always keep metal materials down to the bare minimum.
You don’t have to be a quantum physicist to know that friction can build a vacuum. And although that might be good in some cases, if you go too far, it can be extremely unpleasant. Suction to the point of recreating pussy muscles is fantastic, but it can become a vice-like grip if you are not careful. You don’t want to get your penis stuck in the device when you are masturbating.
This is why I recommend that you try to eliminate using plastic bottles if you can. And even if you do, ensure you make some kind of ventilation hole so you can control the suction manually. Always cut a hole in the bottom plastic soft drinks bottles or used Pringles cans. Vacuum and suction are great and much needed but don’t go too far.
The words ‘penis’ and ‘burns’ should never be in the same sentence unless it’s a warning like this one. Too much friction will cause burns to your penis. And if you are thrashing away hard, it might be too late until you realize. This issue is heightened when you use the towel method, balloons, or the silicone pussy options.
Always use some kind of surface in between your penis and the device, like a condom or a latex glove. And make sure they are always lubed up to the max to eliminate friction and potential burns. Buy the best quality condoms, such as the Trojan G-spot Lubericated Latex Condom 10pk , latex gloves, and water-based lubricant, and you should be okay.
Or if you’re thinking that all this work might just not be worth it and are thinking of getting an authentic fleshlight, I’d go for either the Fleshlight Stoya Destroya Texture , the Fleshlight Riley Reid Utopia Texture , the Fleshlight Flight Pilot Male Masturbator , the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blow Job Masturbator , or if you want to go all in, get yourself the THRUST Full Force Realistic Vagina Kit (6 Piece) .
Not really. A fleshlight is specifically made for hands-free masturbation and has undergone rigorous development and product testing. However, you can make a homemade pocket pussy for less than $5, while a fleshlight costs considerably more.
You get what you pay for, I suppose. But personally, I love making my own. And if you are still undecided, I advise you to try out the Pringles can idea because it’s easy to make, safe, and unbelievably effective.
If you have issues with the death grip syndrome or you are a perpetual premature ejaculator, hands-free pocket pussy pounding can provide a great training vehicle. Just make sure you eliminate all potential safety mishaps, such as sharp edges or ridiculous suction levels.
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Michael was brought up in New York, where he still works as a journalist. He has, as he called it, 'enjoyed a wild lifestyle' for most of his adult life and has enjoyed documenting it and sharing what he has learned along the way. He has written a number of books and academic papers on sexual practices and has studied the subject 'intimately'.

His breadth of knowledge on the subject and its facets and quirks is second to none and as he again says in his own words, 'there is so much left to learn!'

He lives with his partner Rose, who works as a Dental Assistant.
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