How To Get Around Sad Panda

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We all deal with being sad in different ways. Some people are experts in the art of comforting others. Some freeze up as they’ve just seen a ghost. Some awkwardly pretend that nothing is wrong, and some become sad themselves, which then results in the sad person having to comfort them.
It is probably not a coincidence, that name of this expert on how to take care for a sad person is named John Saddington. His clever guide can certainly help if a sad sushi roll of a person is encountered.
Thanks to these sweet illustrations, it is much easier to “be there” for the melancholics. Just follow the simple 10-step guide, and you’ll soon have your sad little subject wrapped up like a warm and happy sushi roll. Just make sure you choose a cheery movie. Otherwise, you’ll need to start the process all over again…
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Wish someone actually takes care of me like this, but there is no one.
Me too Raju. I wish we all lived close enough to visit each other and help each other.
hypothetically, well if we all lived to close then no one would have personal space. Just saying. But that would be nice.
<3 do it to yourself then, cover urself in blanket, watch a movie, bing and drink something tasty :)
That's exactly what I'm doing right now only that except the movie and snacks and drinking part
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Am I the only one who noticed the author's name is John "Saddington".
NO! HIIIISSS NAAMEE ISSS JOHNNN CEEENAAAAA.
"It doesn't matter what your name is"
holy god damn thats some nostalgia boner material
But it isn't, because he states at the end of his post, "I'm not the original author". Bored Panda's research so lazy.
(Yes I get the joke)
I am so lucky because my boyfriend always treats me like this!
yuh she is my bf is always mad at meeee
Wish someone actually takes care of me like this, but there is no one.
Me too Raju. I wish we all lived close enough to visit each other and help each other.
hypothetically, well if we all lived to close then no one would have personal space. Just saying. But that would be nice.
<3 do it to yourself then, cover urself in blanket, watch a movie, bing and drink something tasty :)
That's exactly what I'm doing right now only that except the movie and snacks and drinking part
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
I've made $64,000 so far this year w0rking 0nline and I'm a full time student. I'm using an 0nline business opportunity I heard about and I've made such great m0ney. It's really user friendly and I'm just so happy that I found out about it. Here’s what I've been doing... ❥❥❥❥❥❥❥ http://tiny.tw/3oRF
Am I the only one who noticed the author's name is John "Saddington".
NO! HIIIISSS NAAMEE ISSS JOHNNN CEEENAAAAA.
"It doesn't matter what your name is"
holy god damn thats some nostalgia boner material
But it isn't, because he states at the end of his post, "I'm not the original author". Bored Panda's research so lazy.
(Yes I get the joke)
I am so lucky because my boyfriend always treats me like this!
yuh she is my bf is always mad at meeee
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Sad Panda Coffee Stout Horse & Dragon Brewing Company

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From:
Horse & Dragon Brewing Company

Colorado , United States
Style:
American Stout Ranked #19
ABV:
6.8%
Score:
92 Ranked #4,301
Avg:
4.17 | pDev: 8.39%
Reviews:
28
Ratings:
93
Status:
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Rated:

Aug 06, 2022
Added:
May 03, 2014
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Rated: 3.64 by LXIXME from New Mexico Aug 06, 2022
Pours a deep, dark brown coloration with a medium, fluffy head. Smells of slightly roasted and caramelly malt, as well as distinct coffee and chocolate notes, with just a hint of vanilla a s well. Taste follows the nose, with a great balance of slightly roasted and caramelly malt, strong coffee and milk chocolate notes, as well as just a hint of vanilla coming through as well. Finishes bittersweet, with a light/medium bitterness and some coffee, chocolate and vanilla lingering in the aftertaste. Smooth mouthfeel with a light/medium body and medium carbonation.

While this makes for a perfectly fine coffee stout, my expectations were a little higher after the quite good reviews, to be honest, with this not quite reaching the quality of Son of a Baptist, which admittedly is a very high bar though.I guess I just expected more roasted, bitter coffee than sweet chocolate and vanila from a "coffeee" stout, although I will say that this is still very well-balanced overall. It's a also a bit too dominated by the additives, while the malt profile adds little beyond that here, with the body and mouthfeel also feeling a bit thin. At the end of the day, it still makes for a pretty enjoyable example of the style, just somewhat overrated in my personal opinion.
Rated: 4.19 by kkarimi from Texas Mar 31, 2022
first beer from this brewery great coffee stout creamy and malty
From Beer Drop. No dating on the can.

Pours black with a lot of tan foam, good retention and lacing.

Big coffee notes in the smell along with dark chocolate, roasted malt and some lactose.

Coffee, milk chocolate and lactose, some bitter dark chocolate notes, but I reckon that the coffee is foremost.

Medium bodied until the finish where it thins out a bit.

Overall, an enjoyable Coffee Stout.
Rated: 4.55 by cmsfish from Minnesota Sep 13, 2021
Pours black with a finger of khaki foam. Aroma is vanilla bean right off the front, with more subtle coffee, molasses, and toffee behind. Roasty and toasty malts add some depth, but not oil-slick dark. Flavor profile is more of the same, with vanilla leading things off. Coffee and toasty and toasty malts form the reminder of the flavor profile. It remains more focused on vanilla and coffee in the flavor than the nose. Mouth feel is lightly creamy with a medium thickness. Not a thick, crushing stout by any means. Overall, quality vanilla and coffee within an approachable stout. It makes for a good sipper or a quaffable party beer.

Draft.
Look: A dark, earthy color to the beer that isn’t hard to find in stouts. It’s easy to see that the brew is without imperfections in each pour. Generic in coloring but consistent every time and without flaw.

Smell: Faint notes of coffee and chocolate. Not incredibly exciting but rich in aroma and certainly inviting.

Taste: Despite it’s generic appearance and conservative aroma, this beer is delicious. Rich in coffee flavors and subtle undertones of dark chocolate, it’s deceptively easy to drink down glass after glass. Too firmly stout to be a dessert beer but decidedly too complex in flavor to be another generic stout, “Sad Panda” is truly a delight to drink as more flavors become apparent through each sip.

Feel: Creamy, smooth and delicate despite its richness. It’s hard to describe the mouth and throat feel of “Sad Panda” unless you’ve tried it yourself. There’s a reason this premium brew is served nearly everywhere in Fort Collins, the “Beer Mecca of America” at premium prices. Silky smooth and rich.

Overall: A must try. A local delicacy from the north of Colorado. Ship it to your home or stop into any restaurant with a tap in Northern Colorado to try this beer out for yourself. You’ll thank yourself.
The feel absolutely ruins it for me. It tastes good but it feels thin and watery. I'm hoping it thickens as it warms but the feel is a killer for me.
Things I liked best about Sad Panda: the smell (milk chocolate, some coffee). What I liked less: the feel (very thin), the taste (not much stout character at all, kind of watery, but a good coffee kick). In a region with some excellent coffee stouts available (hello, Santa Fe Java Stout), I'd skip this one next time.
Rated: 3.77 by CopperMtnPlowboy from Ohio Jan 02, 2021
The can feels soft in your hand showing that this is a lightly carbonated beer. This is further shown in the pour. Very little head, a tan color, and virtually no head retention. Be careful when pouring if you don't like yeast in your beer because this has a small amount in the bottom of the can. The color is dark brown with very little carbonation. Smells of coffee, chocolate, and vanilla. Tastes heavily of coffee and chocolate. Medium light in body, i could see this as a can-crusher which at 6.8% would be very dangerous. Very smooth and easy drinking. Maybe a little thin for a stout. Either way I'm glad i bought more than 1.
Rated: 4.25 by MonkeyPilates from Minnesota Aug 24, 2020
12oz can with no freshness dating, opened 8/14/20.
1 finger khaki head, short lived retention. Sparse cap and solid ring. Head is easily roused with some agitation.
Dark brown, porter leaning stout. Light and wispy lacing.
Sweet chocolate and coffee with cream. Pleasant aroma.
Roasted malt, light coffee bitterness with a slight astringency. Milk chocolate, some nutty/almond flavors.
Medium body, low-medium carbonation. Lengthy finish and lightly bitter but the bitterness lingers.
Very good.
Rated: 4.06 by hockeypuck from Maine Jul 07, 2020
Rated: 4.57 by RBorsato from Virginia Jun 11, 2020
12oz can. Poured out an opaque, jet-black color with a small, light brown head of foam. It smelled of rich, roasted coffee and sweet milk chocolate. Strong coffee presence with roasted notes and chocolate.
Rated: 4.74 by ryanf2192 from District of Columbia Jun 08, 2020
Rated: 4.5 by Stouter123 from Arizona Apr 09, 2020
Rated: 3.75 by rickklein9 from Pennsylvania Mar 23, 2020
Rated: 4.23 by smithj4 from New York Feb 13, 2020
Smells like a pot of molten milk chocolate. Not particularly pretty. But great flavor. A little thin on the mouthfeel. Great chocolate flavor. Chocolate milk like!
Rated: 4.07 by WillieThreebiers from Connecticut Oct 06, 2019
Rated: 4.34 by KShophead from Kansas Sep 24, 2019
Very dark brown with a tan ring and surface lacing. Smell does well to have the depth of the coffee, both bean and roast, very earthy with dark chocolate. More like espresso coffee in the taste, with chocolate, vanilla, soil, and caramel supporting. Coffee resurges for the roasted finish. Feel has really good roasted textures, gets a touch watery in the middle where the malts should cover more, but then finishes satisfyingly strong so that you can see the gap as building anticipation on the palate.
Rated: 4.4 by tcbro023 from Wisconsin Sep 03, 2019
Rated: 3.83 by Bandi from New York Aug 25, 2019
On-tap at Terminal Bar, Denver, CO

A: The beer is jet black in color. It poured with a short off white head that left a thin collar around the edge and streaks of lacing down the sides of the glass.
S: Light to moderate aromas of coffee and chocolate malts are present in the nose.
T: The taste follows the smell and has flavors of coffee and chocolate along with hints of sweetness and bitterness.
M: It feels medium-bodied on the palate and has a moderate amount of carbonation.
O: This beer is very easy to drink. I liked the balance between the coffee and the chocolate flavors as well as the balance between the sweetness and bitterness.

Serving type: on-tap
Rated: 4.28 by Steelcitybeer from Pennsylvania Jul 30, 2019
Beer 1,000

More of a chocolate and vanilla stout than a coffee stout. Big and sweet with rich dark malts. The coffee is present, but not over pronounced. It’s very well balanced among all the adjuncts. The mouthfeel is thicker than I expected for a under 7% stout.
Rated: 4.44 by bcuz916 from Florida Apr 28, 2019
Rated: 4.03 by Kolb from Montana Apr 25, 2019
Rated: 4.06 by NolaHopHead from Louisiana Apr 02, 2019
Rated: 4.25 by cryptichead from Illinois Mar 30, 2019
Rated: 4 by imperialking from Illinois Mar 01, 2019
Coffee flavour is there all right, and some vanilla and token chocolate. A year old. Good stout but not great stout. Thanks for the hookup, Jason B.
This beer is amazing! I've gotten it at the brewery for the last few years, and constantly look to see if this is on tap in any new bar or restaurant I go to
Rated: 4.73 by Dinger0227 from Colorado Dec 24, 2018
Rated: 4 by 1971bernat from Virginia Oct 29, 2018
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