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H ow do I get my male dog to fuck me he loves licking my pussy juices gets his cock hard but wants to lick me wish he would jump on me and fuck me

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T ry learning that one from a petsex video. www.petsex.com
P ut his paws up over your back and stroke him a little his humping reflexes will kick in.




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H ey honey! First of all? I really think that you need too see a serious "Psychiatrist" or a "Psychologist". Because this is really so demeaning too your pet and your self. Because your pet doesn't think like us humans do ok! Just try too calm your pet down and just pat him or her on the head. And thats it! Or kiss her or him on top off the head! plain and simple! ok. Please don't get involved in beastality because your a beautiful woman that God made ok for the world and human kind ok!
W ell get ing the doggy position and guide him onto your back. reach back and stroke him and when he humps guide him in and hang on. How big is his equipment?
t hat makes me hard just thinking about it.
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D o the whole doggy style position. Also, try getting the whole "lipstick" out and then lay him on his side. You can then lay on your back and put your pussy right up against him so you can hold his dick and guide it into your pussy. Then just kind of jerk him off til he cums.

Also try sucking him off first so he cums. When he licks your pssy, he's not getting the sexual sensations out of it that you are. Give him an orgasm so he feels what it's like to have his penis stimulated.

If he gets to like fucking you, then guide him into the doggy style position and his instinct will take over. He'll fuck you any time you give him the chance.

Let us all know how it turns out. This is really an exciting question.
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I am attracted to certain animals emotionally, physically and sexually. I have been this way since the ninth grade, if not the eighth. I find myself interested in dogs, wolves, and dolphins. I've always had this particular fondness of dogs since my childhood, and later on it developed into much more than that.
When I was in my mid teens, I used to visit someone who had a chocolate Labrador Retriever. Prior, I haven't thought much of the dog, but soon found myself deeply attracted to her. Whenever I was at her house, I would spend most of my time paying more attention to her rather than anyone else. I would play with her and cuddle with her in the basement while everyone else would be upstairs. I found it very arousing when she would lick my hands or face. The owner noticed that I've been paying a lot of attention to her dog. She told me that she was going to breed the dog soon, and promised to give me one of the puppies. I was really excited to hear that. One day that I left her house, I was hoping to be able to go back and see her dog again soon. Sadly, that did not happen, as a week later I was told that someone forgot to bring her back into the house, so eventually she ran out onto the road and got hit by a car. She died on impact. I could not believe what I heard, but when I finally did, I cried for quite a while. I really did love her, and as soon as I realized that, she was taken away from me. She made me realize that my feelings and attraction towards animals are real.
I'm a male, if you wanted to know. I'm bisexual with both people and animals. I'm not exclusively attracted to animals. And no, I'm not desperate, nor am I single. I have both a human and an animal partner, both of which happen to be male.
I have never really been overly ashamed of the way I am. I don't know why, but I just didn't feel guilty and shameful about like many other zoos do. It gave me something to enjoy, like any other obsession. I did realize that this would be something that many people would be intolerant of. I kept quiet about it and lived with that fact.
I will do my best to answer any questions, but I will not give out any personal information or other information that may be used against me. I will gladly have discussions about it with anyone who wants to argue their point of view. I'm quite sure there isn't anything I haven't heard of so say whatever you wish.
Edit: The amount of feedback and support is overwhelming! I almost can't keep up with the comments. Unfortunately I can't keep replying all night, so some questions will have to wait.
Edit: It's not a mental disorder. It does not interfere with my life nor my ability to function in society. There is no reason for me to seek help if no help is required. Thank you
And no, I have not had any substantial problems in my life. I haven't really faced abuse or anything of the like.
Edit: If a dog can consent to being neutered, if animals could consent to being slaughtered for meat, if a dog can consent to forced breeding , then why can't it consent to sex with a human? I emphasize breeding because when you breed dogs, you are persuading or coercing them into having sex. The only difference that has from sex with a human is, well, it's with a human. Please stop making assumptions that animals can't consent if you're one of the people who do these things without their consent anyway.
Edit: Yes, I am interested in furry.
Edit: It appears to be that my new comments are getting deleted. I will continue to reply to questions, but you will only see them in your inbox. (Edit: Problem solved. Seems my comments were getting removed by the spam filter since it thinks I'm a troll. Thank you desk_rabbit for clearing this up.)
Edit: Dog breeds I like: Labrador Retrievers, Great Danes, Bernese Mountain Dogs, Huskies, German Shepherd Dogs, Hovawarts, Malamutes.
If you and your friend jack were riding horses, and when you were done, jack had trouble dismounting the horse, would you help jack off the horse?
Wow. I thought zoophile was someone who liked zoos. Guess I learned something today.
I hope you didn't tell too many people that you are a zoophile.
What DO you call someone who likes to go to zoos?
Also wanted to ask, is there a reason you're more interested in dogs, wolves and dolphins over other animals?
Well, I've always loved dogs, and I became interested in wolves later as they are both closely related animals. I became interested in dolphins as my partner is very interested in dolphins, although he doesn't quite know why that is.
Are you truly emotionally satisfied by a sexual relationship with an animal? Or is it purely a 'kink' of yours?
I can't be 100% satisfied by either alone. People and animals both have different qualities to offer, and it's hard to live without having both of them.
I have both a human and an animal partner
What kind of animal? Does the human partner know and/or partake?
What kind of animal? Does the human partner know and/or partake?
I have a dog, and my human partner is also a zoophile. Lucky me :)
Thank you for sharing. How do you deal with the issue of consent? Is it your belief that an animal is able to have a consensual sexual relationship with a human?
Well, if you pay attention, there are a few signs that an animal is interested in you. They would normally do the same things to you that they would do to a fellow animal to show that they are interested. I am fairly confident that, yes, animals and humans can have consensual sexual relationships. Many people have argued this with me in the past, but I have always had enough points to either convince them or have them give up.
Skritch, have you ever seen the aqua teen hunger force episode called "hand banana"?
I'm in no position to really look down on you, though i guess i would consider it looking pretty far to the side at you. I don't know if you'll find this episode funny, I sure did. I guess I just want to lighten things up a bit.
Oh yeah, I have seen that episode. It was pretty entertaining.
I do eat meat, and I have considered becoming a vegetarian. I'm not sure that would happen though. I suppose if I was attracted to cows or something, I would stop eating beef.







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What you describe, doggone it, is bestiality.


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How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Send your questions for Stoya and Rich to howtodoit@slate.com . Nothing’s too small (or big).
I saw my girlfriend of six months being orally pleasured by her neutered male dog. She doesn’t know I saw her. I don’t know what to make of this. We both come from fairly conservative backgrounds and have limited sexual experience. I can’t imagine discussing this with her. But I can’t get the image out of my head. I really like this woman, and one side of me wants to say it’s no big deal, just another way to masturbate. But this is bestiality, right? Isn’t it technically illegal, or at least immoral? I keep wondering what she’s thinking while we have sex, and my appetite for oral is nil now. This is sad because we had been communicating well about sex (a first for me). I can’t talk about it with friends like I usually world. So I ask you, how weird is this? What would you do?
What you describe, doggone it, is bestiality. Any sexual activity with an animal that is invited or facilitated by a human is bestiality. (Rover taking it upon himself to hump your leg doesn’t quite qualify.) It is illegal in most states , though somewhat counterintuitively, possession of pornography that features bestiality is legal in nearly every state. Look but don’t touch, says the law. The prevailing understanding is that because animals, which are sentient beings, cannot consent to sex, having it with them is unethical. As far as I can tell, studies have not been performed on the traumatic effects of bestiality on animals (so, sex researchers who may be reading, there’s a topic for you to pursue), but it’s generally a good rule of thumb to assume the worst and not have sex with animals.
I understand your desire to write this off, and I think “Bestiality: Just Another Way to Masturbate” would be a catchy, if untrue, slogan for an animal lovers’ lobby. While I suppose it is conceivable that one could enjoy the feeling of a dog’s tongue without being attracted to the dog it is attached to, per se, it’s not like your girlfriend was on a desert island with no vibrator and a Labrador. Getting eaten out by a dog is a choice. (I’d also be at least a little insulted that she opted for a dog’s tongue instead of mine if I were you.) In fact, if she were sexually attracted to the dog, the troubling thing would be less her urge than the execution of it. It’s one thing to have fantasies, and it’s quite another thing to enact them. Zoophilia is not an uncommon fetish, though I wouldn’t say it’s widely practiced. (You can decide whether that fits your definition of “weird.”)
Her behavior is well within the reasonable boundaries of deal-breakers. Is this someone you want as a sex partner? A life partner? Wanna share your girlfriend with a dog? That seems, uh, rough. You’re only six months into things. Be happy that you discovered this now, while it’s still early.
I am 26; my husband is 31. We got married earlier this year. My husband introduced me to the idea of polyamory and swinging, and we’ve tried swinging a bunch of times this year itself. We’ve had threesomes and swapped with couples, and I’ve even gone out with men alone a few times. My husband does not feel the emotion of jealousy at all—in fact, my “dates” are a turn-on for him.
While I too find these to be very exciting and hot acts, and realize I too had fantasized about such things before I even knew what swinging is, I have to admit I’m a hypocrite in this matter. It’s all good to me when I am having fun, but I get severe pangs of jealousy if he so much as flirts with another girl. I don’t feel turned on when he gets involved with someone else; instead, I feel ignored and unworthy in some way. Also, none of my partners before have been like this. He is different and awakening my sexuality in many ways. While I can even quit this alternative lifestyle altogether, my husband has made it clear to me that he wishes to continue in it.
I am a very sexual person myself and I have enjoyed the acts we have indulged in, but I cannot figure out what to do with this hypocritical jealousy and insecurity (although he assures me he will never leave me for a sexual partner, ever). Can you help me?
First, your feelings are your feelings, no matter how they fit in the grander scheme of things. By definition, they aren’t rational. I don’t want you to downplay them as a result of their absence in your husband’s emotional makeup. Two different people, two different reactions to the same thing. Whether it’s objectively fair or not, your jealousy must be tended to.
Though similar, you and your husband’s interest in nonmonogamy is a mismatch, albeit a near miss. I believe things have to flow both ways for open or poly relationships to work—every party must be at peace with not just having sex outside the relationship, but with their partner doing so as well. To move forward unaligned is to sign up for strife. For some, jealousy is manageable through regular conversations and reassurance; others never get to that point. I’ve experienced the dynamic you describe on the other side—I was the one in the open relationship who wasn’t jealous; he was—and let me tell you, it’s confusing and fraught and somewhat torturous.
You might be served well by checking out The Ethical Slut —there’s a lengthy chapter on jealousy. Authors Janet W. Hardy and Dossie Easton believe that most people “give their jealousy far more power than it deserves” and that jealousy is actually a sort of emotional check-engine light. “Use your jealousy as a signpost: ‘Work on this feeling here!’ ” they write. “Take a class, join a group, find a good therapist, start practicing meditation—go to work on yourself.” By refusing to act on your jealousy, they say, you can dismantle it. It’s possible, sure, but it’s a lot of work for something that you seem to enjoy OK but don’t feel particularly strongly about orienting your life around. It’s fine if you want to be monogamous, and hopefully your husband could come back around to it too. But do keep in mind, in the words of Hardy and Easton, “monogamy is not a cure for jealousy.” Best of luck.
I’m a married man in his 50s. My wife and I have been together for over 20 years, and in that time, we’ve been monogamous, at least on my part, and I believe on hers. Our sexual appetites were well matched in the early years, but with the arrival of kids, some health issues, and menopause, her interest has declined steeply. She works long hours, and fatigue is a constant factor. She is overweight, a fact I don’t blame her or criticize her for, but one that has harmed her erotic self-confidence. My attraction to her hasn’t changed.
Sex has become so rare that I feel we’ve lost a fundamental connection that I can’t do without. Masturbation’s pleasurable, but it’s not enough for me. There are a thousand reasons why women might be bored with screwing their husbands, so it may be something I’m doing, or not doing, both in and out of the bedroom. (For what it’s worth, I’ve remained very fit, physically.) My sense, though, is that at base it’s a question of desire.
I occasionally go for massages, maybe two to four times a year because of the expense. Sometimes I have a masseur, sometimes a masseuse. I enjoy the physical sensation of deep-tissue massage. If I find the masseuse attractive, I might be aroused, but it’s my obligation to keep the interaction professional and let her do her work without friction from the customer. Recently, I went to an unfamiliar spa when I couldn’t get a last-minute appointment at one of my regular places. As the session drew to a close, the masseuse started touching me in a way that was increasingly suggestive. I realized what was happening, and signaled my consent. For all the intensity of the orgasm, the pleasure of the strangeness of another woman’s skin and smell was more powerful. I haven’t been back, but I’m tempted.
My question for you has to do with the ethics of patronizing sex workers. I would consider it wrong to do so without my partner’s consent. Even if she were to agree, though, I’m troubled by the exploitation of the economic power imbalance between the
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