How Long Is My Schlong

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Well now I'm just sitting here playing with my dick. Thanks.
What exactly are you looking for with this submission?
Just curious on why you posted it. What you want to discuss about it or what you're hoping to learn from it.
I've seen this before as well as the visualizer; both entertaining for a couple minutes but once you start altering your measurements to extremes they lose a little fo the magic I guess.
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm huge! ;)
Is the circumference when flaccid or erect?
Just food for thought, but how do people just know their penile circumference?
Actually I think it's important for every guy to know his measurements. Not for bragging rights but for proper condom fit! The circumference is the biggest factor on what size condom a guy should wear.
Take string, wrap it around, measure length of string needed....easy.
It's just like measuring for a hat.
Long enough, more than thick enough.
Time to put those numbers to good use!

"The Long Schlong" - Try This Super Technique to Get a LONGER Penis (9" is Within Your Reach!)

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Birch, James ""The Long Schlong" - Try This Super Technique to Get a LONGER Penis (9" is Within Your Reach!)."
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James Birch |

Submitted On March 09, 2010

The ultimate sized manhood for most guys would be to have a 9 inch penis. We know that the average erect penis length is approximately 5.9-6.1 inches, so many of us have a long way to go. However it is indeed possible to increase your penis size naturally. Therefore in the article I would like to introduce you to the Long Schlong which will help you get a longer penis. A 9 inch penis could soon be yours.
1) Firstly warm up your penis ready for exercise. The easiest way to do this is to apply a wet and warm towel to your manhood and massage gently for 5 minutes.
2) Once you can feel the blood flowing through your member, you are ready to start. You must make sure that your penis is flaccid to perform the Long Schlong. If you do get an erection while using the exercise, stop and wait until your penis is flaccid again.
3) If you have a foreskin, pull this back first. Stretch your penis out directly in front of you and hold for 20 seconds. Rest for 30 seconds and then repeat this exercise twice more.
4) Repeat the Long Schlong by pulling your penis to the left, right, up and down. Hold each stretch for a total of 20 seconds and complete a total of 3 stretches in each direction.
The Long Schlong helps you get a longer penis in 2 different ways. Firstly, some of the penis is actually found inside the body and is known as the inner penis. Usually if the penis is consistently put under pressure, the penis can actually retract further back into the body. This can be caused, for example, by being overweight. This exercise will help to eventually pull more of the inner penis out of the body.
Secondly the Long Schlong can increase your penis size naturally by stretching and extending the ligaments that surround the penis. It is already medically known that the ligaments of the body can be stretched and expanded PERMANENTLY. The "Giraffe Women" of Myanmar are known to stretch their neck ligaments from birth. They do this by attaching metal coils around their necks. Some of these women are known to have necks as long as 10 inches.
There are various other exercises that can increase your penis size. Some will help you make your penis thicker, while others will improve your sexual stamina and we already now know you can get a longer penis with this fantastic exercise.
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Every now and then a new silly service pops up that helps people measure the length of their penis and compare it to others without being ... you know ... very ew about it.
So one of these days, doesn't really matter when, but I found out about it today, a new service called MyTechne popped up out of the blue ... and oh great, Zemanta just flashed me with a bunch of dicks in the recommendations media gallery, thanks guise ...
The point is that you sign up and create a collection of all the different programming languages you've ever used and when you used them and so on and so forth. Marvelous!
Now the age long debate of who has the biggest coding schlong over at the pub can get fucking substantiated. Why try to remember everything when you're drunk out of your mind? Just pull out an internet and SHOW them.
As Hugh Laurie would say in Blackadder's fourth series: Hoorah!!
Anyway, here's my coding schlong if anyone's interested. For the love of god DO show me yours in the comments alright. Cheers.
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