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Another way to get him a bit more horny before u present urself to him (If u are willing to ) is suck his cock for 30-60 seconds, then present urself. After a fe wminutes of trying to get him to mount, Turn around again, suck him again for 30-60 seconds, and repeat. If this fails, u need a hornyer dog ! Hope this helps :) No comments
Just Me D o the whole doggy style position. Also, try getting the whole "lipstick" out and then lay him on his side. You can then lay on your back and put your pussy right up against him so you can hold his dick and guide it into your pussy. Then just kind of jerk him off til he cums. Also try sucking him off first so he cums.
How to Make a Dog Hard Most animals can be sexually stimulated in the sensitive genital area. So for dogs , you just have to use your hand or something to masturbate your dog's sexual organ. You should start gently so that your dog won't be startled and run away. You may need to hold its legs firmly to make it stay put.
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Hulk, their aptly named Italian Greyhound, wakes up at 4:30am every day to pee and sometimes, even poops in the bed. Experts say it's bad to let a dog sleep with you, not only for sanitary reasons, but because it can interrupt your precious shut-eye. However, according to a CDC study, between 14-62 percent of pet owners sleep with their cats ...
Any sexual activity with an animal that is invited or facilitated by a human is bestiality. (Rover taking it upon himself to hump your leg doesn't quite qualify.) It is illegal in most states ...
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well for poodles u rub all over it and touch its wang and make
him jizz first
no, only male and female dogs can mate. and they can't mate
until they are fully grown.
Just like humans do. Have you ever heard of "Doggie-Style"?...
If so, that's where the humans got the trick.
then the female dog is cheating on the the male dogs



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Welcome to Ravishly, where we celebrate the mess of being human. A community for sharing what makes us tick, what ticks us off, plus pictures of our dogs (or cats – inclusivity is important). We laugh. We cry. We do it all together.
There are two types of cuddling that most people love to do: cuddling with our partners and cuddling with our pets. Unfortunately, sometimes, the second type of cuddling prevents us from the first kind.
When it comes to relationships the figurative elephant in the room can be the literal elephant in the room, if you happen to have a pet elephant. But what do you when you can’t get it on because a pet keeps interrupting? While there are adorable videos online of pets interrupting yoga and other kinds of activities, pets interrupting sex is far less cute. Considering 62% of American households have pets, this is a problem that can affect many couples, myself included.
My boyfriend, Jay* has a 65-lb English Bulldog named Murray*, who is a very sweet, but high maintenance pup. He drools, he farts, he’s needy. He also doesn’t seem to understand that sex should be between two humans. 
Whenever we get it on, Murray usually barks and interrupts us. This can be very frustrating. Most couples don’t buy their sex toys at Petco, but we do. We’ve had to invest in four-foot long bully sticks to distract Milo while we make out. (The irony that while Murray is enjoying a bull penis while I enjoy my boyfriend’s isn’t lost on me.)
Unfortunately, when it comes time for Jay and I to have sex, Murray's cute face and endless kisses aren't so cute. It’s hard to listen to the sweet nothings Jay whispers in my ear, over Murray’s loud barking. Sometimes the dog tries to get up on the bed, which we’ve let him do twice. Once I found myself needing to pet Murray while performing oral sex on my boyfriend. Another time? Murray licked my butt during intercourse. At that point, I had enough.
My dog, Lulu, is the complete opposite of Murray. Lulu is a 12-lb Chugg (Chihuahua-Pug mix) and likes to sit on a pillow and watch us. She’s so little and so quiet, we often forget she’s there. If she’s not on our bed, Lulu sits rapt on the dog bed. I wonder she would be interested in porn . . . and no, if you were wondering, doggy style is not my preferred position.
The Rescuers Who Need Their Own Rescuing
Over the years, Jillian and her husband have fostered 42 dogs from Sparky and The Gang, in addition to having two of their own pups. To keep their alpha status, Jillian and her husband don’t allow any dogs in the room when they have sex, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interrupted. This poor couple is often subjected to four sets of paws clawing at the door to get in or even worse, the rescues who often have cones on their heads from surgery, loudly dragging them, scratching on the hardwood floors.
And it’s not just sex that gets interrupted. It’s hard to get some shuteye with their own high-maintenance pups. Peanut, who is a rat terrier, snores and has a loud hacking cough in her sleep, which Jillian claims “rivals Dorothy Parker’s.” Hulk, their aptly named Italian Greyhound, wakes up at 4:30am every day to pee and sometimes, even poops in the bed.
Experts say it’s bad to let a dog sleep with you, not only for sanitary reasons, but because it can interrupt your precious shut-eye. However, according to a CDC study , between 14-62 percent of pet owners sleep with their cats and dogs, so it’s safe to assume a large group of people, including all of the couples in this story, are willing to take the risk.
It’s not only dogs that, well, act like dogs. Ben and his girlfriend live together along with her cat, Zeus. Believing he is the king of all cats, Zeus, tries to exercise his power by attacking Ben’s crown jewel. He also pounces on moving things under the blanket. Ben says, “Zeus hates feeling left out. We used to ignore him, but now it’s door shut .”
When researching this article, I was most shocked to find out just how little information about this problem was available. Expert answers to nearly every common problem can be found on the Internet, but apparently even Caesar Millan is too much of a prude to tackle this issue. I only found two experts willing to explain why our animals interrupt us having sex.
In a podcast , dog trainer Jolanta Benal tells listeners that when our pets interrupt us during sex, they may be seeking attention because when we’re having sex, we’re not paying attention to them. Duh . But, there's a possible poultice: giving your pet extra attention before you need private time may prevent this problem.
Another fact Benal highlighted was that certain noises and movements tend to agitate animals, who don’t distinguish sexual noises and movements from any other kind.
Sometimes sexual interruption can reflect a larger issue, which is guarding behavior. For some pets, guarding their owners is no different than guarding food or toys.
So, what’s the real solution to this problem? There isn’t too much you can do. Sex educator and dog trainer, Sassafras Lowrey suggests if your pet likes his or her crate, then crate time is the new sexy time.
Benal also suggested distracting pets with a “food-dispensing toy,” which is exactly what Jay and I do. Perhaps the only way to get naughty without getting interrupted is to buy your sex toys at Petco .
* At the request of the witness pup-tection program, these names have been changed.
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What you describe, doggone it, is bestiality.


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How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Send your questions for Stoya and Rich to howtodoit@slate.com . Nothing’s too small (or big).
I saw my girlfriend of six months being orally pleasured by her neutered male dog. She doesn’t know I saw her. I don’t know what to make of this. We both come from fairly conservative backgrounds and have limited sexual experience. I can’t imagine discussing this with her. But I can’t get the image out of my head. I really like this woman, and one side of me wants to say it’s no big deal, just another way to masturbate. But this is bestiality, right? Isn’t it technically illegal, or at least immoral? I keep wondering what she’s thinking while we have sex, and my appetite for oral is nil now. This is sad because we had been communicating well about sex (a first for me). I can’t talk about it with friends like I usually world. So I ask you, how weird is this? What would you do?
What you describe, doggone it, is bestiality. Any sexual activity with an animal that is invited or facilitated by a human is bestiality. (Rover taking it upon himself to hump your leg doesn’t quite qualify.) It is illegal in most states , though somewhat counterintuitively, possession of pornography that features bestiality is legal in nearly every state. Look but don’t touch, says the law. The prevailing understanding is that because animals, which are sentient beings, cannot consent to sex, having it with them is unethical. As far as I can tell, studies have not been performed on the traumatic effects of bestiality on animals (so, sex researchers who may be reading, there’s a topic for you to pursue), but it’s generally a good rule of thumb to assume the worst and not have sex with animals.
I understand your desire to write this off, and I think “Bestiality: Just Another Way to Masturbate” would be a catchy, if untrue, slogan for an animal lovers’ lobby. While I suppose it is conceivable that one could enjoy the feeling of a dog’s tongue without being attracted to the dog it is attached to, per se, it’s not like your girlfriend was on a desert island with no vibrator and a Labrador. Getting eaten out by a dog is a choice. (I’d also be at least a little insulted that she opted for a dog’s tongue instead of mine if I were you.) In fact, if she were sexually attracted to the dog, the troubling thing would be less her urge than the execution of it. It’s one thing to have fantasies, and it’s quite another thing to enact them. Zoophilia is not an uncommon fetish, though I wouldn’t say it’s widely practiced. (You can decide whether that fits your definition of “weird.”)
Her behavior is well within the reasonable boundaries of deal-breakers. Is this someone you want as a sex partner? A life partner? Wanna share your girlfriend with a dog? That seems, uh, rough. You’re only six months into things. Be happy that you discovered this now, while it’s still early.
I am 26; my husband is 31. We got married earlier this year. My husband introduced me to the idea of polyamory and swinging, and we’ve tried swinging a bunch of times this year itself. We’ve had threesomes and swapped with couples, and I’ve even gone out with men alone a few times. My husband does not feel the emotion of jealousy at all—in fact, my “dates” are a turn-on for him.
While I too find these to be very exciting and hot acts, and realize I too had fantasized about such things before I even knew what swinging is, I have to admit I’m a hypocrite in this matter. It’s all good to me when I am having fun, but I get severe pangs of jealousy if he so much as flirts with another girl. I don’t feel turned on when he gets involved with someone else; instead, I feel ignored and unworthy in some way. Also, none of my partners before have been like this. He is different and awakening my sexuality in many ways. While I can even quit this alternative lifestyle altogether, my husband has made it clear to me that he wishes to continue in it.
I am a very sexual person myself and I have enjoyed the acts we have indulged in, but I cannot figure out what to do with this hypocritical jealousy and insecurity (although he assures me he will never leave me for a sexual partner, ever). Can you help me?
First, your feelings are your feelings, no matter how they fit in the grander scheme of things. By definition, they aren’t rational. I don’t want you to downplay them as a result of their absence in your husband’s emotional makeup. Two different people, two different reactions to the same thing. Whether it’s objectively fair or not, your jealousy must be tended to.
Though similar, you and your husband’s interest in nonmonogamy is a mismatch, albeit a near miss. I believe things have to flow both ways for open or poly relationships to work—every party must be at peace with not just having sex outside the relationship, but with their partner doing so as well. To move forward unaligned is to sign up for strife. For some, jealousy is manageable through regular conversations and reassurance; others never get to that point. I’ve experienced the dynamic you describe on the other side—I was the one in the open relationship who wasn’t jealous; he was—and let me tell you, it’s confusing and fraught and somewhat torturous.
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