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by Mike Usinger on January 30th, 2013 at 11:23 AM
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TMZ.com has reported that Ron Jeremy and his nine-inch penis are both currently in critical condition in a Los Angeles hospital.
The famously out-of-shape porn star, who has been one of the most recognizable faces in the business since the 1970s, was experiencing chest pains earlier today. He subsequently drove himself to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai hospital, where his penis arrived 43 seconds before he did. Doctors discovered an aneurysm near his heart.
The 59-year-old Jeremy has porked an estimated 4,000 to 5,000 women over the course of a career that has seen him appear in over 2,000 adult movies. He is currrently heading into surgery. Assuming everything goes okay, look for him to wake up post-operation, lumber off the operating table, and promptly bang the living shit out of two candy-stripers a third of his age, not to mention weight.
Well, we sure hope it goes that way, but the survival rate is not good for a ruptured aneurysm. We're all crossing our fingers here in LA and hoping our friend comes through.
I was one of those 5000 :( Get well.
He made good time getting to the hospital, though his dong got there two minutes before.
I was shocked to read this on TMZ today. I told my family and we are all praying for Ron. He is a super nice person and the world isn't ready to see him go anytime soon.
Maybe he porked too many ... hard on the heart at his age
Thumbs down on some of the above expressing sincere wishes for someone to live?
His penis came out of its burrow and saw only a shadow of it's former self? Early spring...yeah! Get well soon to the Hedgehog.
Okay, just to be clear, my last comment was expressing surprise and dismay that anyone would give a thumbs down on comments expressing wishes for a guy to live, to survive a health problem and get out of the hospital alive.
So. I checked back several hours after posting that and lo and behold my comment has two thumbs down! Alright haters, why don't you show yourselves and tell us why exactly you think it's bad for people to hope a guy gets well? Is Ron Jeremy evil? Why?
Yeah. But, Hedgehog Jeremy is not just the ill human being Ron Hyatt, he is also iconic and representative of an industry which many people of good will absolutely despise on moral and ethical grounds. (And he is reportedly not even well liked in that industry.)
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Good question. No serious discussion of enlarging your penis would be complete without a look at the upper limits of what is possible.
I mean, nobody serious about mountain climbing avoids talks about Everest, and everybody who’s into martial arts talks about Bruce Lee.
So, what is the most a human penis has to offer? Who’s got it? What does he do with it?
And how much should you care about people having members of that size?
It’s fine to just throw names and numbers at you, but without a little context it’s not very useful.
Some numbers to keep in mind while you’re reading about the heavy lifters walking among us ( source )
•The average human penis is 3.5 inches long flaccid, and 5.1 inches long erect
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•Average circumference while erect is 4.8 inches. 3.6 inches flaccid
The smallest penis on an adult male without a medical condition was 0.39 inches, according to the Guinness Book.
But don’t worry about that guy. He says since he became famous, he gets calls from women he doesn’t even know who “just have to try him out.”
There are a lot of rumors out there about the natural factors that influence human penis size. Some are true, but some are totally false.
The first thing to know is that the human penis typically stops growing about 5 years after puberty begins.
That means most men will achieve their largest natural size in high school. To keep growing your member after puberty, you need to use some penis enlargement methods.
The good news is that there’s no evidence to suggest that men’s penises shrink as they get older.
One of the most common penis size myths is that tall men have larger penises.
It seems logical, but in reality there’s no correlation. Several studies have been done over the years on this topic.
The best results showed only moderate correlation between height and penis size. Most studies found weak or no correlation.
Another common myth has to do with having large hands.
One study did find that men with longer ring fingers had slightly larger penises than other men with shorter fingers (source) .
That said, the impact of hand size on penis length is minimal and has been largely discredited.
Many people think that big feet are also an indicator of a large penis, but this is also largely a myth.
A study done in 1988 by Siminoski and Bain found only a weak correlation between foot size and penis size.
In reality, much of natural penis size is determined by genetics.
Studies have found that the human AR gene in the X chromosome and the SRY gene in the Y chromosome might have some influence on penis size.
Environmental conditions also play a big role in penis size.
That means diet and exposure to certain chemicals can affect the size of your member.
There are many chemicals out there that disrupt the endocrine system and diminish your penis size including certain pesticides and and plasticizers.
Now, on to the how’s it hangin’ hall of huge…
NYC native Jonah Falcon measures in at 13.5 inches erect and 8 inches flaccid – more than double the average.
That qualifies him for his spot in the Guinness Book as having the largest penis on a living man.
In bed, Jonah reports that older, more experienced lovers are necessary since his size scares younger candidates off and can hurt women who aren’t prepared.
He also notes that he needs a lot of foreplay.
A penis that large takes a lot of blood to get fully erect , so his partners (both men and women) need to take their time while he warms it up.
His marvelous member has also caused some issues in regular life.
He is stopped on the street by people seeing the bulge, and receives regular offers from the porn industry.
Falcon also was stopped by TSA agents to confirm he wasn’t smuggling a bomb or other contraband in his pants.
He has a sense of humor about having to get patted down or required to whip it out.
The porn star famed for having the largest penis in the industry was never officially measured, and claimed to have a unit 16 inches long and 13 inches around, which is clearly a huge exaggeration..
A friend who claims to have seen him measure himself said that on that day, his length was 13.5 inches, which is also an exaggeration.
Porn starlet Dorothiea Patton once described going down on Holmes as being like “fellating a telephone pole.”
At one point in his career, Holmes insured his unit for $14 million since it was the driving engine of his porn stardom.
Anyway, no matter what others have said about Holmes size, I guestimate that on a good day he was approximately 10 inches.
And if you’re wondering about Ron Jeremy, he measures just about nine inches erect.
Though that’s still half again as large as the average, it’s short of record-breaking by at least 4.5 inches.
In a case of “be careful what you wish for” Roberto Cabrero of Saltillo, Mexico has 18.9 inches below his waistline.
That’s over three times the human average. In a publicity stunt to get the attention of Guinness, he weighed it on camera with a result of two pounds.
He has also had it x-rayed to prove it’s not some kind of makeup or prosthetic.
But the bad news for Cabrera is only about 6 inches are actual penis. The rest, say examining doctors is just excess skin hanging off the tip.
Which is rough. The size of what he’s packing has wrecked relationships for Cabrera, limited his mobility, and cost him jobs.
And he doesn’t even get in the record book since the extra skin doesn’t make it really a penis.
Still, almost 19 inches. You have to wonder where he buys his underwear.
So, we’ve talked about the men with the largest penises, but what about nationalities?
As you know, original penis size is largely a matter of genetics so it pays to know whether your ancestors gave you a lottery ticket or a booby prize.
On average, the longest erect penises in the world by continent are as follows:
For the record, US penises are exactly average: a mean length of 5.1 inches erect.
Also for the record, the smallest average penises in the world are found in North Korea, measuring in at 3.8 inches long fully engorged.
Just like with any training program, it helps to think about the greats. It motivates you, keeps you focused, and helps you know just how big it can get.
But don’t worry too much about how much bigger the big guys are than you.
First off, you might not be the next John Holmes, but if you stick to your training you’ll be big enough soon enough.
Second, studies show again and again that women don’t care that much about penis size.
They prefer confidence, a sense of humor, intelligence, and similar features above your waistline when considering who to be with and who to stay with.
Statistically speaking, you care a whole lot more than your partner does.
And of women who do care, very few like really huge penises.
A study in California found that women prefer just slightly larger than average in a long-term sex partner.
Another study in Africa found that a wife’s likelihood of cheating went up with every half-inch above average of her husband’s size.
So seriously, know the information but keep perspective. This is just trivia, and maybe a little pep talk to inspire you.
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'I am an 18-year-old with a serious issue about my penis size. My friends say a normal penis is 7 to 8in when erect, but mine is only 6in. Am I on the small side?'
As I'm sure you have heard, I have an unfeasibly large penis. I wouldn't want to tell you exactly what size (your girlfriend might leave you). Let's just say by nature all men are equal in liberty, but not in other endowments.
Did you believe that? Me neither. Men lie about three things: money, women and penis size - oh, and everything else. They all want to be one of the few males who cause penis envy in men as well as women.
So, first things first: your 'friends'. You must always listen to your friends' criticisms of your performance. If they make sense, change your performance. If they don't make sense, change your friends. Yours are being very naughty, so they've got it coming. If you want enemies, excel others; if you want friends, let others excel you.
Here's the facts: your penis is completely average size and you have nothing to worry about. Ron Jeremy, the famous porn star, is said to have the biggest blue-veined custard chucker of them all. The size when erect? Nine inches. Is that penis genius or heinous? Certainly any thing bigger would be rather confusing and unwieldy.
And as for the smallest? Talk about giving a woman an inch. This is not you. You are not hung like an insect. So give it up. Size is only one of the most potent weapons in a man's inexhaustible arsenal of seduction. The others are wit, wisdom, beauty, style, charisma, chutzpah. Wit is the most effective. The tongue is the only weapon that gets sharper with use.
Always remember: unless extreme, size has very little to do with it. I hope this placates your fears. Have fun, relax, and put what you have to work for you. I expect your cock to enjoy an international reputation by the time you hit 21.
Friends can be so unhelpful. Don't listen to them - the average is around 6 to 8in and the variation seems to lie in where you measure from - topside or underside. Some chaps probably start halfw
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