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It’s not controversial to say that boobs are really, really great. The biological function of breasts work to keep babies fed , of course, but somewhere along the way, boobs have become so much more. For better or for worse, our boobs are a part of us — and we’re not afraid to wear our love for them on our sleeve (or, rather, or chest).
Maybe you’re thinking that breasts are breasts are breasts. They’re round(ish), stuck to the front of our bodies and pretty darn useful for a variety of life skills. Well, you’d be wrong according to lingerie company ThirdLove, at least when it comes to their shape. They’ve identified seven breast shapes : round, east west, side set, tear drop, slender, asymmetric and bell shape.
Along with your size, each shape supposedly dictates the type of bra you should wear. As if bra fitting isn’t confusing enough already?!
But then I got to thinking: Why stop at just seven shapes? My boobs have been way more than seven shapes during my lifetime. They’re like the ultimate shape-shifters — and according to my girlfriends, their mammaries are pretty magical too. So in honor of all the things our breasts go through for us, here are 21 real breast shapes and what it’s like to have ’em.
Painful, tender and sore are the trifecta of boobness for every girl whose breasts go through a monthly cycle just like her vagina. If I’ve learned one thing in my life, it’s that hormones can do a real number on your chest. The other telltale sign of PMS breasts: cookie crumbs or ice-cream drips in your cleavage. It’s cool; you’re just storing them for later.
The No. 1 way I knew I was pregnant was sore breasts. From the moment the stick turned pink, my boobs took on a life of their own and grew to a size and shape I’d never known they were capable of before. Although I missed the ease of my tiny pre-pregnancy boobies, I did enjoy having cleavage for the first time in my life. As long as no one touched them.
Nursing breasts are a force to be reckoned with. Their ability to sustain a whole human life never ceases to amaze me. But if you thought pregnancy boobs were weird, then nursing is like having your breasts possessed by aliens. Not only are they filled — bursting — with liquid, but said liquid also randomly squirts out at the most inopportune times. Also, veins like whoa.
Once the milk is gone, your glorious, functional nursing boobs become sad, deflated balloons. That is if balloons had random chunks of sand in them. Some women keep their larger pregnancy breasts, but others end up smaller than they started. Either way, it’s hard not to want to hug them for all the tireless service they provided. Even if they do now look like rocks in socks.
Running 26.2 miles is not easy on your body. And your ta-tas take almost the same amount of abuse as your tootsies. Thanks to miles of bouncing, cleavage sweat and chafing sports bras, by the time you’re done, all they’ll want to do is snuggle in pajamas. Your legs will like that option, too.
It’s totally true that you can’t make your boobs bigger through weightlifting. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) But you can strengthen the pectoral muscles underneath, which can lift those puppies back up to perkier form! Be careful, though. If you drop too much body fat, then you’ll lose your boobs altogether. Which brings me to…
Two words: melting candle. Losing weight is a huge accomplishment, but for many women, the way they lose weight may feel a little fraught, especially if they are one of the many who lose fat from their breasts first. Post-weight-loss breasts can look less full and even have loose skin. But before you despair, recognize that your boobs are just evidence of your hard work and dedication, and they’ve been with you every step of the way.
Gaining weight, whether through puberty, pregnancy or just life, can really boost your bust. Every woman gains weight differently, but often gaining a few pounds on the scale gives you a few more curves up top.
Faces, hands and waistlines often get the most attention as women age, but getting older can mean big changes for breasts as well. Not only do they sag and wrinkle, but also they can show age spots. And although it’s perfectly OK to miss your breasts in their glory days, try to see your aging girls as more evidence of a life well lived!
Every breast cancer survivor is different, and so are their feelings about their breasts. But one thing is for sure: You’ll never look at your breasts the same way again. Whether you have scars from a lumpectomy or a mastectomy or your skin has changed from chemotherapy or your medications have made them change size, it means developing a whole new relationship — not a worse one, just a different one.
Not every woman with breast cancer will need a mastectomy (and not every woman who gets a mastectomy has cancer), but for those who do, it can be life changing. Some women worry that not having their breasts, or not having breasts at all, will make them somehow less feminine. Yet others feel liberated from the fear and the disease. Some women celebrate their battle scars with tattoos while others use reconstructive surgery to get the boobs of their dreams. Just know that however you change your breasts, and however they change you, is the right way.
Babies, children, lovers and even friends seek solace in a woman’s chest. And breasts can be so, so comforting. It’s hard to talk about without the conversation veering to the sexual, but women have been using a tight hug, a cuddle and a soft embrace as a way to help soothe those they love for as long as there have been women. There’s nothing wrong — and I’d say everything right — with using your pillows as, well, a pillow.
Some women are naturally blessed with a perfect bust while others chose to pay for theirs. And when it comes to your body, there is no wrong path to self-love.
Girls get made fun of for wearing padded bras, but the truth is they’re an awesome compromise. You can put one on to look sexy or simply more proportional in clothing, and then you get to take it off and be free at night. Plus, no back pain like you’d get if your boobs were naturally larger or surgically enhanced. Best of both worlds!
Squashing boobs down to exercise, to fit in a button-down shirt or to play a boy in the musical Oliver ! (just me?) is a time-honored tradition. Sometimes you want to flaunt what you’ve got, and other times it helps to make them as flat as possible. As long as you can still breathe, you’re probably fine.
Nothing like wearing a gray T-shirt in the summertime and seeing two damp circles spreading under… your breasts. Boobs, especially when you smash them together in a sports bra or a push-up bra, can generate an astonishing amount of sweat.
They don’t all look like this — the way they move or the way they react — but they are a thing. And as porn becomes mainstream, more and more women (or their partners) think there’s something wrong if their ta-tas don’t match up with the ones on the screen. But know this: Your boobs are great exactly the way they are. Anyone who gets to touch them should consider themselves darn lucky. Period.
Have you ever looked at a statue of the Venus de Milo and wondered how she was the standard of beauty for so many centuries? Thanks to our modern technology such as shaping bras, Photoshop and the Internet, I think we sometimes forget what real breasts, just hanging out and doing their thing, really look like. And if it takes a stone set of knockers to teach us about our flesh-and-blood set, then we should all look at more art. (Actually, we should all just look at more art.)
Yep, hairy nipples exist, and they’re not even weird. About one-third of women admits to having a few nip pubes (and who knows how many have them and don’t admit it).
I put this at the bottom of the list because we’re already well aware that our breasts are more than just sex objects. But it is also true that sex can make your boobs look, well, sexy. All the blood and hormones can help them temporarily perk up, become more sensitive and even enhance their coloring. This may be one of the best perks of having breasts!
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So this time the focus is simply on the best boobs in horror. We’re talking about those scenes where an actress and her boobs create a duet of deliciousness that simply cannot be ignored. I’ll give you fair warning that this does not require nudity, although that certainly helps.
And once you’re done enjoying this week’s list, why not spit bullets with other great boobs, and even better, links to make your argument more persuasive, so that everybody can get in on the fun. Boobs! Heh heh.
I’m not sure a better body has walked the earth than that gifted to Anna Falchi. This is the kind of woman that seeing her in person could easily lead to a RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. type physical meltdown. And this movie is great at recognizing that fact, and then providing us simple creatures with ample manna of the stripe that we want to feast. And oh what a feast!
I am Jack’s inflamed libido. Sure the kills kinda lost steam early in the joint, but thankfully we get lots of delicious nakedness to make up for it. And the clear winner in the F13 nudist Olympics? Just look up my friends and click that link. You’re welcome.
Giant, perky and awesome. What more do you want?
I’d have to offer TMI to really get into how special this entry was to my teenage self. Suffice to say that in many ways NOES 3 made me a man, and for that I’ll always love Ms. Alden’s rocking body. And regardless of suspect personal stories, let me just say “Holy shite!”
Yummy. Sometimes a lass just has a rack that seems to defy gravity. When you pair that with an angelic face the mixture is super potent. Sure the sequel may not have been the best film ever, but it sure did offer us a sweet solid look at sublime female flesh. So thanks!
Natural f*cking wonders my friends. They actually don’t look quite as good here as they have in certain other projects, but damn this is the kind of womanly flesh that leads men to go on Frodo-like quests. Is it possible that a pair of lady lumps could uncrazy Kim Jong Ill? If so I’d bet on the Baird.
AITH’s new resident columnist is a chick who ain’t afraid to get nekkid. And being a dude, I gotta say thank God for that because her bewbs are awesome and I’m comfortable with being simple enough to be down with that. At the same time, what makes Ms. Shepis so fucking amazing is her unique sass mixed with the fact that she’d likely drink your monkey ass under the table, while still dropping the vibe that she’s a truly genuine lady.
It’s pretty stupid that Hewitt still refuses to give up the goods, because her boobs are primarily a co-star in every film she does. Of course IKWYDLS takes it to a whole ‘nother level. There’s is no scene that doesn’t appear to have been lit, shot and scripted around how to make Jen’s substantial assets pop. Just show the goods babe. We’ll all take you a lot more seriously when you allow the focus to shift from your constantly, conspicuously covered boobs.

Hello nipples! Rose is one of the hottest women in Hollywood, and the fact that she was a good enough sport to rock the twin torpedoes for Wes Craven in SCREAM speaks volumes for her. Sure the character ends up eating it in one of the lamest deaths ever, but she does it with Aniston-like front thimbles, so much can be forgiven.
Hard to leave the lovely Ms. Mitra off the list even though the scene in question is not exactly a fun one. She’s just such a lovely lass and getting to see her assets is well worth any moral qualms that might come from deriving enjoyment out of a rape by invisible assailant. At least it’s not as bad as THE ENTITY.
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