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By Christine Erickson 2013-05-10 13:28:03 UTC
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Being a mother requires a backbone of steel and an unfathomable amount of energy. While their babies — young and old — cry, they keep it together.
These women deserve a laugh, and plenty are doing so among family chaos. The Internet is full of valuable resources for moms, but the most therapeutic might be sharing dysfunctional 140-character musings.
In honor of Mother's Day , we salute the realest ladies on Twitter for entertaining us with their maternal instincts. From minivans to macaroni projects, they make motherhood look hilariously cool.
My son's first draft of his teacher appreciation card: "I know I'm a pain in your crack, but don't throw me back." So (not) proud!
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) May 7, 2013
I've heard that different textures are good for kids, which is why my dining room table is so crumby. And sticky.
— Amy (@FunnyIsFamily) April 20, 2013
Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) February 12, 2013
My husband brought the kids to a baseball game so I woke them up at 2am to feed them candy. No way I'm losing the "favorite parent" battle.
Dance like only your kid is watching, cook like no one will scream they hate it, and sneeze like you won't pee your pants.
— kristin (@shriekhouse) April 19, 2012
We Polled 100 Moms To Find Their Top 5 Favorite Hiding Spots:5. Psych Ward4. Internet3. Inside Own Head2. Costa Rica1. Bathroom
— Jeply Surly (@JennyPentland) May 4, 2013
Neat birthday party trick: dump Swedish Fish in a small fish bowl, tell all the kids the fish died, stick your face in the water & eat them.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) May 6, 2013
If you haven't listed every single thing your kid is afraid of and hates to eat and told them "THAT'S WHAT JAIL IS" You're doing it wrong.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 8, 2011
The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels.
— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) November 4, 2012
It'd be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) April 25, 2013
You may not have candy for breakfast, now finish your pop tart.
— Laney Griner (@laneymg) May 6, 2013
Best thing about Harry Potter: on World Book Day you can just scribble on a kid's head and give them a bin-bag "cloak".
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) March 7, 2013
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
— jenna mccarthy (@jennawrites) January 7, 2013
I love having teenage daughters because I wouldn't otherwise ever know about songs like Just Give Me a Reason by Pink. I love it.
— Ree Drummond(@thepioneerwoman) May 1, 2013
My teen just texted asking if she could go to the Met tonight. Yeah, like I've never seen an episode of Gossip Girl.
— MarinkaNYC (@MarinkaNYC) April 2, 2013
Oh HI Mom in the carpool line! I wasn't actually waving, just digging a rogue tater tot out of my bra— but HEY right back at ya.
— Robin O'Bryant (@robinobryant) March 26, 2013
You know what I want for Mother's Day?I want to stop being bombarded with bullshit commercials about Mother's Day.
— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) May 8, 2013
If your mom is always hustling to the gym, the park to run, or is just on her feet all the time, she might be interested in a fitness tracker. Fitbit has created a solid line of products that allow people to monitor their steps, calories burned, and how well they are sleeping.
The Fitbit Flex is a stylish band that comes in several colors. It secures around your wrist, compared to a pedometer you would clip to your waistband. It syncs via Bluetooth so that your mom can get daily data on how active she is. She can also wear it at night and learn how much restful sleep she's getting. Fitbit even has an app to track these stats on your smartphone, making fitness goals easier to access and prioritize.
If you know someone who has just joined the ranks of motherhood, the one gadget that will see constant use is a camera. The Canon ELPH 320 HS fits the bill perfectly. It's super compact so you can always have it on hand, while still having a full 16 megapixel sensor that can deliver great shots.
The most important feature for new moms is that the camera can connect to your Wi-Fi network, and can upload pictures to Facebook directly. if you want to share a lot of moments, or share to the new baby's legions of adoring fans, this is a great camera choice.
If your mom can't go anywhere without a book tucked in her bag or the New York Times under her arm, the perfect Mother's Day gift for her might be an e-reader.
Amazon's Kindle Paperwhite is the complete ereader package. It's tiny, and can comfortably fit in any sized bag without the weight of a book. It's backlight screen is very comfortable to read on, and the font size is easily adjusted. It also has a vast library of titles that can be quickly downloaded via Wi-Fi, or 3G if you spring for it. It'll be the perfect companion to your bookworm moms.
If your mom is always recommending you stuff to watch, and seems more plugged in to TV than you, consider getting her a Roku 3. This little box blends right in with the entertainment system, and delivers HD entertainment for any interest.
Roku's hundreds of channels mean your mom will find something interesting. You can also browse and control it even more easily through the Android and iOS apps. This Roku also includes a Bluetooth remote that allows you to play games like Angry Birds , for those moms who are also mobile gaming addicts.
If you want to feed your mom's sweet tooth, online cookie delivery service The Cravory can help. The "Cookie of the Month" club allows you to sign your mom up to receive a monthly dozen of gourmet cookies, and has three-month to one-year program.
The Cravory boasts some unique flavors like Caramel Butter Ice Cream, Chocolate Covered Cheesecake, and even the crazy sounding Pancakes and Bacon.
The Koubachi Wi-Fi Plant Sensor is great for any mom who is an active gardener. It uses sensors to determine soil moisture, temperature and light intensity to give the best feedback for plant caregivers.
The best part is you can access all the data from an app anywhere, and your mom will to keep better watch over her growing garden.
While a tablet may be a great kitchen helper, sometimes finding the perfect place for it is tricky. If your mom cooks a lot and is constantly looking at recipes or demo video in the process, she might enjoy Belkin's tablet stand for kitchens.
The stand keeps the tablet at a comfortable, easy-to-read level. It comes with a stylus, so she won't end up swiping with food-covered hands on the screen.
If your mom has so many gadgets that she sometimes can't keep track of them all, the Kensington Proximo Sensor is a great gift idea. The Proximo has five sensors that can be attached to anything, and easily tracked through your smartphone. Can't find your smartphone? There is also a dongle that attaches to your keys, and if you roam too far from your phone you'll be alerted. It's easy to set up and use, and can be attached to up to five objects.
For those moms who can't see enough of their family's shining faces, they can take them wherever they go with personalized iPad and iPhone cases.
Walgreens has a great photo printing service that turns your prints into gifts, and any mom would love a photo of her kids, grandkids or pets on a nice-looking tablet cover. If you don't want to pick something up locally, there are several options online, including Gelaskins and Casetagram
If your mom travels a lot, she's definitely experienced the pain of getting through airport security with a bag full of gadgets. ECBC has a line of bags that can help, with a fold down flap for your laptop. It's a good alternative to having to get your laptop out while also trying to remove your shoes and making sure all your liquids are small enough.
ECBC's rolling bags also include a portable recharger that allows you to juice up all the gadgets while sitting in the terminal. It's a great way to keep your traveling mom going during her trip.
Mashable composite, image via iStockphoto , SaulHerrera
