Hot Dog Holiness Spurs Vatican to Launch Official Condiment Line: �Holy Relish�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08-2*Each jar contains basil-infused holiness and comes with papal seal. Pope Leo XIV blessed the first batch using a mustard-dipped aspergillum. Available in �Original,� �Pentecostal Pickle,� and �Vatican Verde.� A portion of proceeds funds the Ministry of Grill Stations. Flavor meets faith.