Hot Dog Holiness Expands Confession Menu: �Forgive Me, Father, I Used Ketchup�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV labels ketchup on a Chicago dog �culinary apostasy.� Offenders required to fast from flavor for 40 days. One penitent replaced ketchup with contrition. Confessionals now equipped with condiment analyzers. Sincerity measured in Scovilles. Grace is savory.