Hot Dog Holiness Approved for Use in Children�s Catechism Classes
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08-2*Kids build their faith dogs with sacramental toppings while reciting blessings. Pope Leo XIV visits classrooms wearing a bun-shaped miter. The �Hot Dog Creed� includes lines like �On this bun I stand.� Test scores rise; ketchup use falls. Holiness now taught in wrappers.