Hot Blonde Neighbor

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I can usually do my workout any afternoon in any room of the house cause i am home all night alone, My neighbors are close friends of ours and we each have keys to each others houses. My upstairs is a wide open kitchen living room/ dining room, I was doing a nice aggressive jelq session, listening to my nomad (mp3 player) and had closed my eyes for a while. So I open my eyes for a second and there stands my neighbor holding dishes and such from our BBQ the day before, shes just watching away like im a free show. Here i am buck ass naked nothing to cover up with and my dick is all swollen up. We have spent allot of time together and she has seen me naked at drunken hot tub parties, Any way she works in a doctors office and seems very serious, she flat out says dont stop just tell what you are doing. I told her, exercise to make my penis grow. For some reason she has that quality about her that you dont get all embarrassed around her, i try to keep going but i get to hard so i stop,now she wants to learn all i can teach her about Penis Enlargement. We talked like 10 minutes while im sitting naked with a heat pad on my tool. She was very skeptical being in the medical field, then i showed her my stretch marks, she went down for a close look and grabs it to inspect it, and she in awe says you have big stretch marks and thousands of tiny ones!

My big problem is she seems to want to research my hobby and even check on my progress , she claims an impartial person would be a better judge of progress and that she would probably measure more accurately than me. She really seems genuine about wanting to see if this really works, i just dont think my wife or her husband would approve if they find out we met like that.
I will have to think that over
She wants it bro, FUCK HER!!!

seriously though, I would not be happy about my wife being so interested in another guys dick obviously, whether medically or not.

funny story

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let her do it but dont say nething about it. if they do catch you its not a big deal what u were doing its not like anyone was cheating or nething

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im with DLD, that is pretty hot! "She was very skeptical being in the medical field, then i showed her my stretch marks, she went down for a close look and grabs it to inspect it, and she in awe says you have big stretch marks and thousands of tiny ones!" I thought you were going somewhere else for a second there ..

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First part of that really brought tears to my eyes
it was a big turn on and of course i would love to have let her have it, i just couldnt do it. maybe next time

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Laughed so hard through that one...

For a sec I thought I was reading the Hustler Penis Enlargement Forum.

Curious to see how this one turns out.

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do your wife know you pe? how do you think you and your neighbor relationship is going to be now....if it was me i probably would have handled it the same way you did...but i wouldn't allow her to check you out...if anyone is going to be "checking your progress" let it be your lady....that situation could get dangerous...good luck
this whole thread is cracking me up. DLD getting hard! I really laughed aloud on that one!

Let us know how this situation goes man. I couldn't imagine! Jelqing, eyes closed, then open up and oh! Whoops!
Like Twins172 said, this could get dangerous. Let's say she remains professional about it, and observes and charts your progress, and realizes that Penis Enlargement is for real. This is where it gets ugly. When she breaks the news to her husband that he could get a bigger dick, and she explains how. Then he wants to know how the hell she knows all about this. Pray to God she doesn't spill the beans about your "lab exercises and studies". I doubt that's gonna go over very well -
eep! I don't know what I'd do if someone caught me! That would be.. so awkward. Especially in your situation.. I wouldn't want a woman other than my wife touching me there. Well, hope things work out for you and it doesn't get too close.

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She reached down and grabbed it after an aggressive jelqing routine? Dude, she would have got it whether I wanted to or not! Probably right in the eye!
Even if nothing happens, it's good fantasy fodder.
Id be hangin from a tree right about now. I couldnt imagine gettin caught, even if its a cutie neighbor chick.

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maybe.... shes a shemale and has a penis too...?
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any follow up to "the nurse next door" story? ?
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Don't fuck neighbor's wife
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