Horny Henry

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Hornythology

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HORNY HENRY

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04:25

One lane, two lane, three lane - Rushing ...
One deal, two deal, three deal - Scoring!
What a day - for hunting
What a night - for glowing!

One dance, two dance, three dance - Flipping ...
One blow, two blow, three blow - Tripping!
What a smile - for cheating
What a cry - for faking!

In the hall of trophies
All your values dangling
There's no rack for teddies
Bend your rules and release!
Grow some fangs and dig in!
Civilised assassin!
Let's hear them squeal!
Let's hear it:
Hey - Hey - Hey - Hey!

One line, two line, three line - Bursting ...
I One meal, two meal, three meal - Drooling!
What a dawn - for hissing
What a dusk - for roaring!

Overblown victories
When the sack start swelling
It's no place for pussies
Crook your game play dirty!
Grow some fangs and dig in!
Civilised assassin!
Let's hear them squeal!
Let's hear it:
Hey - Hey - Hey - Hey!

One fall, two fall, three fall - Running ...
What a night...
Hey - Hey - Hey - Hey!

Interlude

00:39

Symptomless Girl

02:47

She never coughs, she even laughs
Her eyes are dry, no trouble from inside
She’s eating well, she’s sleeping well
So unaware, I’m living in Hell

She doesn’t feel, like doing a check-up
No new haircut, no need for makeup...

Symptomless girl, never looks at me
Symptomless girl, she’s running free!
Symptomless girl, how threadful she is
Now it’s too late, I’m infected!

She doesn’t sweat, she isn’t wet
No sign of fever, when I’m getting closer
Her lips are still, no sign of thrill
No red on her cheeks, doesn’t care when I speak...

The heart rate, is ok
Her breath is calm no sign of alarm
Symptomless girl, never looks at me
Symptomless girl, she’s running free!

Symptomless girl, how threadful she is
Now it’s too late, I’m left with my injury!
Symptomless girl, she’s running free!

Symptomless girl... have you done the test?
Hornythology and modern fairy tales.

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rock

garage rock

power duo

punk rock

regressive rock

Luxembourg

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Horny Henry is a regressive rock duo from Luxembourg. Gianmarco (vocals-guitar) and Manu (drums)
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