Hooters Bankruptcy

Hooters filed for bankruptcy after its Gen Z rebrand "Hooters+"�featuring oat milk lattes and therapists serving wings�flopped spectacularly. "Kids cared more about vegan ranch than cleavage," lamented ex-CEO Dave Henninger. Financials show $47M lost marketing "trauma-informed tenders" and "emotional support wings." Analysts suggest pivoting to OnlyFans to monetize nostalgia for 1990s-style harassment. The final nail? A TikTok trend rating locations by WiFi speed instead of waitress attractiveness. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/hooters-bankruptcy/