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PUBLISHED: August 4, 2007 at 1:40 a.m. | UPDATED: September 6, 2020 at 10:24 p.m.
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Dear Amy: I am a 40-year-old divorced father of 14-year-old twin sons.
Recently, a new neighbor moved in next door. She is a very nice, charming and easy to get along with 30-year-old single woman whom I’ll call “Martha.” A problem has arisen, and I need some advice. On weekend afternoons when my sons play baseball in our back yard, Martha sunbathes topless in her back yard (always while lying on h ...
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PUBLISHED: August 4, 2007 at 1:40 a.m. | UPDATED: September 6, 2020 at 10:24 p.m.
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Three passengers dead, driver seriously injured in early-morning rollover in Adams County
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Kiszla: Desperate for any football team they can beat, Buffs and Rams need to play each other
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Recently, a new neighbor moved in next door. She is a very nice, charming and easy to get along with 30-year-old single woman whom I’ll call “Martha.” A problem has arisen, and I need some advice. On weekend afternoons when my sons play baseball in our back yard, Martha sunbathes topless in her back yard (always while lying on h ...
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Whether you realize it or not, there are many situations in which knowing how to convert household items into homemade sex toys is a real plus. Maybe you’re away from home and realize you’re without your favorite sex toy ; maybe things have gotten heated and you don’t have time to hunt for a vibrator ; maybe you’re looking to try a new kink without investing much money. Or maybe you just want to surprise your partner (or yourself).
Whatever the reason, Barbara Carrella , a certified sexologist and author of Urban Tantra: Sacred Sex for the Twenty-First Century, says a DIY sex toy (which she calls a pervertible) is never far: “Pervertibles are every day, non-erotic items that can be easily converted into sex toys. They can be found absolutely everywhere, and once you start finding them, it’s hard to stop seeing the erotic potential in all sorts of everyday items.”
We spoke to a variety of sex educators and experts about their top picks for unassuming everyday objects you can bring into your sex life, either with a partner or by yourself. While there’s no true replacement for a body-safe sex toy , Rae Chen, sex and beauty editor of TheNotice.net , tells SELF: “There are a lot of household items that can double as sex toys for the brave (or very, very horny). Ideally, I recommend using only new, clean items."
From spatulas to throw pillows, Carrellas says once you start looking for pervertibles, “you can expand your erotic imagination and increase your pleasure possibilities.” (And save money too.) Below, we’ve rounded up a few of the best homemade sex toys, as well as expert recommendations for how to safely enjoy them.
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Ice cubes are a great gateway to the DIY sex toy game because they’re not messy and can easily be tossed down the drain if you’re not feeling it, Gigi Engle, resident sex educator at 3Fun and author of All The F*cking Mistakes: A Guide to Sex, Love, and Life , tells SELF.
As for how to employ the ice cubes, she says: “The nipples are a hot zone (pun intended). Run the cold object around your partner’s nipples and then over each one, taking note of how they respond. If they’re clearly enjoying themselves, move down their body. Focus on the inner thighs and hip bones.” And if they’re into that sensation, engage their penis or vulva last.
Be sure you always have fresh ice cubes ready to go—a task made easy if you own a useful refillable silicone ice cube tray like this one above. (Before you ask, they’re molded like coffee beans , we promise.) For more traditional shapes, try these freezer trays from Amazon .
“A wooden spoon is an excellent toy for spanking when you’re ready to move on from a flat palm,” Engle says. She advises that the spoon be on the newer side and finished, as you wouldn’t want to give your partner splinters in their rear. Once you’ve pulled the spoon out of its drawer, use the back of it as a paddle, but(t) don’t hit with full force. “Work your way up to more intense strokes,” Engle adds. “As beginners, it can take some time to get your bearings. Remember, always ask your partner if something feels good or is too rough.”
You don’t have to invest in a full-on BDSM kit to incorporate some light bondage into your play. Carol Queen, staff sexologist at Good Vibrations , recommends pulling out a bandana, which you might already have lying around (or maybe now’s the time you buy a cute scarf like this one from Madewell, which comes in an Afterglow Red colorway).
Crucially, avoid bandanas made of fabrics as slinky as silk or satin, as those materials get dangerously tight when you knot them. “Fold or twist a cotton bandana or scarf, however, and you can tie wrists much more safely,” Queen says, adding that you should still be able to slide one finger between the scarf and skin.
Another way to use a bandana? As a blindfold, tied to the side so the wearer doesn’t have to place their head on an awkward knot.
“Swishing around mouthwash (or sucking on a mint ) before or during oral sex will create a pleasurable tingling sensation which will feel amazing for your partner if they’re into that type of stimulation,” says sex and relationship therapist Malika O’Neill , LPC, and founder and CEO of The Pleasure Collective, LLC . This homemade sex toy has the added bonus of freshening your breath too.
“ Humping items like pillows , blankets, and sofa arms can be perfect for external stimulation,” Chen says. “Just be sure to cover them with something you can launder.”
Given its length and rod-like curves, the phallic hairbrush handle makes for an easily accessible and dildo-like sex toy . Experts don’t recommend you insert anything that isn’t an actual sex toy inside of you, but if you must, Chen says: “Insertable household items like the iconic hairbrush, toothbrush, or cucumber should be covered with a condom to prevent yeast and bacterial infections.”
Be sure to wash and dry everything before and after use, and, most importantly, “For the love of the emergency room, don’t put anything without a flared base up your butt! That means yes to the hairbrush, but no to the cucumber.” Experts also recommend using a water-based lube .
Speaking of lube , a good go-to item is coconut oil , which Chen calls an “amazing lubricant you can find in the kitchen that’s safe for use on skin and sex toys and makes for a great massage oil too.” In fact, Chen says, any neutral vegetable oil (like EVOO) is safe for use just as long as it's not flavored. One more thing to know is that oil doesn’t mix with latex condoms—so if you’re getting kinky with coconut oil, be sure to pair it with a non-latex (polyurethane) condom.
Another fantastic spanker? A silicone spatula. “Make sure you choose a well-made spatula,” Queen says. “The danger with a cheap one is that the flexible end might fly off the handle when you’re using it.” To avoid accidents, we’ve got our eye on this lovely lilac model from Williams Sonoma, which has a cool stainless steel handle that you can personalize with whatever text you like. Go ahead—get creative.
“A bathrobe is something that lots of people have sitting around, and its tie can be used as a blindfold and for bondage ,” Jenn Mason, the owner of WinkWink Boutique , tells SELF. Just pull the tie out of any robe (or, hell, a wrap dress ) and use it to tie wrists together or to a headboard.
If a bandana isn’t nearby, another reliable blindfold st
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