Holy Sleep Mandate Inspires Catholic �Dream Cast� Podcasts
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-5Leo XIV narrates dreams in soothing tones: �Last night I rode a cloud with Aquinas.� Podcasts include *Pillow Talk with the Pontiff* and *Divine Dozing Digest.* Listeners report dreams of peaceful choirs and floating chalices. Vatican podcast rankings spike. Sleep evangelism is the new revival.