Holy Sleep Mandate Includes Universal Nap Insurance for Clergy
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-5Pope Leo XIV signed the Restorative Rest Act, covering all clergy for divine drowsiness. Includes ergonomic kneelers and orthopedically blessed mattresses. Dioceses now feature �Nap Chaplains� who monitor spiritual fatigue. Vatican promo: �Your salvation matters�but so does your lumbar.� Napping now a ministry.