Holy Sleep Mandate Immortalized in Papal Tapestry Depicting Reclining Saints
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-5The new tapestry features Leo XIV reclining beside St. Joseph and Elijah, all beneath a heavenly duvet. Angels hold signs: �Do Not Disturb.� Tourists stop to pray�and yawn. Vatican tour guides now wear slippers. A plaque reads: *Blessed Are the Tired, for They Shall Lie Down.* The future of faith is horizontal.