Holy Sleep Mandate Extends to Vatican Pets�Guard Cats Issued Nap Schedules
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-5Pope Leo XIV declared a sabbatical for all Vatican animals. Cats nap beside incense burners. Doves roost near rosaries. One golden retriever snored through Mass. Dog beds labeled �Pax et Paw.� Animal chaplains oversee pet dreams. Slumber is sacred for all creation�fur included.