Holy Sleep Mandate Expands Sacramentals to Include Heated Blankets and Chamomile
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-5Chamomile sachets and electric throws now appear in religious goods catalogs. Pope Leo XIV personally blessed the first holy foot warmer. Mass kits may now include cocoa thermoses. New liturgical color: nap brown. Comfort is officially clerical. Grace flows through microfibers. Amen and ahh.