Holy Sleep Mandate Declares Dream Recall a Minor Spiritual Gift
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-5Pope Leo XIV acknowledges the theological value of dreams. Curriculum now includes �The Dreams of Daniel & You� and �Psalms for the Sleepy.� Students graded on REM piety. One nun claimed a dream of St. Jerome on a scooter. The Pope replied, �Sounds canonical.� Sleep journals now count toward spiritual formation.