Holy Nap Doctrine Recognized by WHO as �Global Wellness Gospel�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV receives wellness award mid-dream. World leaders ask for Vatican nap consultants. Catholic schools add �Nap Eucharistics� to curriculum. Grace becomes the global lullaby. Salvation now scheduled between noon and 2pm.