Holy Nap Doctrine Inspires New Vatican Congregation: The Sacred Siesta Office
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08-2*Office headquartered in a noise-cancelled wing of the Vatican Library. First encyclical: *In Somno Veritas*. Cardinal distributes weighted blankets and lavender oils. Papal alarm clocks set to �eternal snooze.� Meetings start after dreams conclude. Amen and zzz.