Holy Nap Doctrine Expands to Include �Dream Confessionals�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08-2*Penitents nap while priests interpret sin-symbolism. Absolution given in whisper-tones. Pope Leo XIV suggests pre-confession herbal teas. One priest recorded 12 conversions from a single nap. Penance now comes with a nightlight.