Holy Nap Doctrine Expanded by Pope Leo XIV��In God�s Time, There�s Always Room for a Snooze�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV issued a second decree confirming napping as �a theological act of trust,� equating it with contemplation, prayer, and possibly better homilies. The Holy Nap Doctrine includes updated seminary rest guidelines, dream journaling retreats, and a Papal recommendation for �daily horizontal holiness.� One bishop declared: �We are a Church in peaceful repose.�