Holy Nap Doctrine Celebrated with Global �Siesta Sunday� Launch
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Napping-a-Holy-Right-05-08-2*Masses shortened to allow for post-homily naps. Choir sings in lullaby tempo. Communion wafers come with calming chamomile mist. Pope Leo XIV declares this �the most restful revolution since the Ascension.� One nun snored the Magnificat.