Holy Gaming Recognized in Canon Law�Button-Mashing Deemed Spiritually Neutral
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Vatican-eSports-League-05-08-2*Canon 394.3 now defines controller use during Mass. Pope Leo XIV bans Sabbath lag-switching. Speedrunners urged to slow down for reflection. New sin: �Simulated Wrath.� One bishop called Mario Kart �a purgatorial metaphor.�