Holy Gaming Now Includes Penance Patches�Update Logs Include Forgiveness Buffs
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Vatican-eSports-League-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV decrees patch notes read during vespers. Updates nerf sloth, boost chastity stats. Players earn XP for real-life confession. Load screens feature saint quotes. Grace granted after every bug fix. Sins now logged� and forgiven.