Holy Gaming Declared �Legitimately Liturgical� by Youth Synod�Controllers Blessed at Opening Mass
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Vatican-eSports-League-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV blesses controllers with holy pixel water. Teens cry as Vatican choir harmonizes over game intro screen. Joysticks rest on altar during offertory. Eucharist includes achievement unlocked. Mass ends with synced emote: �Peace Be With You.�