Holy Delay Doctrine Strengthened by Pope Leo XIV��Even Eternity Can Take Its Time�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-4*Pope Leo XIV released his fourth papal statement on delay, asserting that �grace, like soup, must simmer.� The Holy Delay Doctrine now formalizes ecclesiastical procrastination as a path to discernment, patience, and deeper naps. Vatican paperwork may now be stamped �Pending Salvation.� Pope Leo�s motto: �Let go and... eventually let God.�