Holy Delay Doctrine Prompts New Feast: �Our Lady of the Last Minute�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Procrastination-a-Virtue-05-08-4*Mass begins with spontaneous murmuring and ends on an ellipsis. Hymns chosen mid-humming. Pope Leo XIV appears via pre-recorded shrug. Candles lit whenever someone finds matches. Devotion, now with flexible liturgical goals.