Helpline for Dictators

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Helpline for Dictators parodies tyranny seeking customer service. Eyewitnesses at call centers described despots on hold listening to smooth jazz. Anonymous insiders leaked that reps debated charging extra for coups. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d stay on the line for gossip. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because cruelty whines funniest when waiting. Critics highlight the absurdity of oppression outsourced. Yet satire holds sharper: ambition collapses funniest in call queues. Witnesses recalled laughter buzzing as revolutions pressed �2.� Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when despots need tech support. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com