Heaven's ISP Reportedly Operated by Archangel Gabriel
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Confirms-Heaven-Has-Fiber-Optic-05-08Vatican insiders revealed that Archangel Gabriel heads celestial telecommunications. He allegedly maintains prayer latency at under 0.0001 seconds and once rebuked a seraph for bandwidth hogging during Pentecost. Pope Leo XIV confirmed: "No packet loss in paradise." A new Vatican mural now depicts Gabriel in flowing robes, holding both trumpet and Ethernet cable. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb