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Director/Screenplay – Nicholas Medina [ Fred Olen Ray ], Producer – Kimberly A. Ray, Photography – Max Montgomery, Production Design – Elizabeth Callens. Production Company – Retromedia Entertainment.
Christine Nguyen (Bikini Jones), Heather Vandeven (Evilla Ccruella), Rebecca Love (Carol Summers), Frankie Cullen (Drago), Tony Marino (Mark X), Ted Newsom (Martin), Brynn Tyler (Janette)
On behalf of the CIA, archaeologist-adventurer Bikini Jones has been assigned to break into the office of Evilla Cruella and steal an idol. The idol contains clues that lead to the temple of Eros from where Evilla seeks to obtain the Tiara of Ayesha, which will make her empress of the land of Moronica. Bikini sets out to get to the temple first in between sexual liaisons with various woman and men and avoiding Evilla’s schemes to obtain the idol.
Behind the pseudonym of Nicholas Medina hides Fred Olen Ray, one of the most prolific directors out there in genre material. Olen Ray has been at work as a director since the 1970s and has put out more than 150 films in the horror, science-fiction, thriller, action and erotic genres, often operating under a host of pseudonyms – Nicholas Medina is one that he uses for most of his softcore work. Olen Ray’s films include the likes of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988). Scream Queen Hot Tub (1991) and Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995). (See below for a full list of Fred Olen Ray’s other genre titles).
Olen Ray has also put out quite a body of softcore work for cable. Since the 1990s, he has made no less than seventeen films with the word ‘bikini’ in their title – as evidence by titles such as Bikini Drive-In (1995), Bikini Hoe-Down (1997), Genie in a String Bikini (2004), Bikini Chain Gang (2005), Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet (2006), Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006), Super Ninja Bikini Babes (2007) and Bikini Frankenstein (2010), among others. Bikini Jones is softcore erotica that has been made for cable – it never goes anything beyond plenty of boobs, some pubic glimpses and pretend humping but no visible genitalia or penetration shots. (For a more detailed overview see Erotica and Pornography in Fantastic Cinema ).
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros is a parody of the Indiana Jones film. Albeit one where Harrison Ford’s Indy is replaced by a 5’6” Vietnamese-born adult actress Christine Nguyen. She’s outfitted in the fedora and a leather coat but spends more of the time out of them. In fact, it must be said that she spends more time engaged in unclothed encounters with various men and women she meets along the way than she actually does any tomb raiding.
This is definitely an Adventure Film shot on the cheap. It is, for instance, not until after the one-hour point when Cynthia Nguyen stops having sexual hook-ups and actually set out to go tomb raiding – and even then we only get a single brief scene where she actually enters into the temple. There is however a passable CGI dinosaur effect (quite possibly copied from one of Fred Olen Ray’s other films).
All of the actresses in the film have careers elsewhere doing porn and adult film work. There seems bad acting aplenty from about the opening scene where Cynthia Nguyen breaks into an office to steal the idol and is found by security guard Brynn Tyler where neither actress can clearly be seen to making much effort to appear convincing as the apprehension turns into a sexual encounter. Villain of the show Heather Vandeven even manages to talk about making an ‘ix-scape’ at one point. The worst of the performances comes from Olen Ray regular and B movie documentary-maker Ted Newsom as the CIA agent who turns up in drag right at the end and snatches the tiara before being eaten by the dinosaur while crying “I’m too pretty to die.”
Fred Olen Ray has made a lengthy list of genre films. These include:- The Brain Leeches (1977), The Alien Dead/It Fell from the Sky (1980), Scalps (1983), Biohazard (1984), The Tomb (1985), The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986), The Phantom Empire (1986), Cyclone (1987), Beverly Hills Vamp (1988), Deep Space (1988), Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988), Warlords (1988), Alienator (1990), Bad Girls from Mars (1990), Spirits (1990), Haunting Fear (1991), Scream Queen Hot Tub Party (1991), Wizards of the Demon Sword (1991), Evil Toons (1992), Little Devils (1993), Dinosaur Island (1994), Mind Twister (1994), Possessed By the Night (1994), Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995), Cyber Zone/Droid Gunner (1995), Invisible Mom (1995), Star Hunter (1995), Night Shade (1996), Passionate Revenge/Friend of the Family II/Hell Hath No Fury (1996), Hybrid (1997), Little Miss Magic/Kidwitch (1997), Billy Frankenstein (1998), Dear Santa/My Dad Santa (1998), Illicit Dreams 2 (1998), Invisible Dad (1998), Active Stealth (1999), Fugitive Mind (1999), Invisible Mom 2 (1999), The Kid with X-Ray Eyes (1999), Prophet (1999), Critical Mass (2000), Sideshow (2000), Kept (2001), Stranded (2001), Venomous (2001), Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002), Final Examination (2003), Bikini-a-Go-Go/Curse of the Erotic Tiki (2004), Genie in a String Bikini (2004), Haunting Desire (2004), Teenage Cavegirl (2004), Glass Trap (2005), Tomb of the Werewolf (2005), Bikini Girls from a Lost Planet (2006), Bikini Pirates (2006), Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006), Bewitched Housewives (2007), The Girl With Sex-Ray Eyes (2007), Nuclear Hurricane (2007), Super Ninja Bikini Babes (2007), Polar Opposites (2008), Solar Flare (2008), Tarzeena, Queen of Kong Island (2008), Voodoo Dollz (2008), Dire Wolf (2009), Silent Venom (2009), Bikini Frankenstein (2010), Housewives from Another World (2010), Turbulent Skies (2010), Twilight Vamps (2010), Lady Chatterly’s Ghost (2011), Little Witches (2011), Rewind Time Machine (2011), Super Shark (2011), Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012), Abner the Invisible Dog (2013), After Midnight (2014), Unwanted Guest (2016), Stage Fright (2017) and The Twin (2017).
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NR (Not Rated) Product Dimensions
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7.5 x 5.5 x 0.5 inches; 3.2 Ounces Director
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Fred Olen Ray Media Format
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Multiple Formats, Color, Dolby, NTSC, Widescreen Run time
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1 hour and 21 minutes Release date
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September 18, 2012 Actors
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Christine Nguyen, Heather Vandeven, Tony Marino, Frankie Cullen, Ted Newsom Studio
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Retro Media ASIN
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B008FYZIDC Number of discs
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First of all this film only gets five stars because of my favorite porn actress the sexy Christine nguyen who haven't aged a bit.more lesbian action than I thought and excellent cast. BUY IT WITH CONFIDENCE knowing you can spend two hours alone and have fun
WOW!! I love movies like this. Seller deserves a pat on the _______!
When you buy a Christine Nguyen movie you're expecting Christine to get nekkid A LOT. This movie does not disappoint in that area. Otherwise it's pretty dumb, but entertaining. This was filmed well before Christine's chain smoking aged her face beyond her years so she still looks really cute.
This is best of the series of films by this collection of actors and actresses. We see more leg shots here than in and other recent releases directed by Fred Olen Ray nee Nicolus Medina. The story is straight out of Indiana Jones lore but with a sexy twist and mediocre acting, as usual. But we see Christine Nguyen's legs and feet more here than in the other "bikini/busty girl" films by this company. It is worth multiple viewings for leg men and the <$15 price is reasonable.
Its a B movie but Christine Nguyen is totally worth it I own almost all of her movies
Borderline porn! If you like to heat up the room with your lady this may be for you! Not to much story or production value but lots of action!
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Kenner der Sparte die mit Darbietungen dieser Frau vertraut sind dürfen sich glücklich schätzen Sie einmal im privaten Rahmen ganz normal erleben zu dürfen und ich würde sagen es lohnt sich
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こういうのもいいと思います。
こういうパロディぽいのもいいと思います。世界観もジョークで笑い飛ばせます。
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いつものアルバトロス物です。
いつものアルバトロス物です。無理なシナリオ、ちょっとだけお色気と、B級作品です。なお、パッケージイラストと内容とは別物です。
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Dr. Bikini Jones goes in search of the Lost Temple of Eros using a sacred Golden Idol as her guide. Her nemesis Evilla Cruella and her henchmen are at her heels in a race through the rugged dinosaur infested country of Moronica. Who will get there first? Starring Christine Nguyen (''Get Him to the Greek''), Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven, Tony Marino, Frankie Cullen, Ted Newsom, Rebecca Love, and Jayden Cole. ''Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros'' is a laugh-packed erotic spoof from the cult movie authorities at Retromedia Entertainment, and was originally seen on Cinemax. Presented in 1.78:1 widescreen enhanced for 16x9 TVs and Dolby 2.0 Stereo, includes original Retromedia trailers.
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Heather's beginnings were simple; she came into this world in September under the sign of Virgo the Virgin. She grew up in Northern California the land of hippies and wine with her loving and supportive family. Heather has a propensity for self challenge and adventure. She embarked on her first major adventure by enlisting in US Army at the age of ...
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