Haunted Next Door
https://bohiney.com/the-haunted-house-next-door/The Johnsons moved in and found every appliance whispering complaints at midnight. Ghostly Wi-Fi demands unplugging. One neighbor's Roomba fled screaming. Paranormal investigators charge per poltergeist. HOA offers 'Haunt for Rent' options. Local cat refuses to cross threshold. Conclusion: suburbia's not so sleepy when spooks move in.