Hate Fucking

Hate Fucking

How and When to Hate Fuck Someone Properly Three things you need to know about hate fucking.
by Nathan DeGraaf | May 31, 2008
Points in Case is a daily literary humor publication featuring enlightening and irreverent comedy from seasoned writers and fresh voices, since 1999.
T he other day, while speaking with my mother (who reads every PIC article and writes in to insult me under the pseudonym, Frank) I told her that I was exhausted for topics. In the eight articles I’ve published so far, I’ve written about drinking, friends with benefits , how to get laid , the gold standard, hurricanes , Las Vegas and even the chick who lived below me in my last apartment.
“Sweety, come on,” she said. “Use that great imagination of yours.”
“Can’t. I destroyed it in college.”
“Okay then, try some of these topics: tattoos and tattoo parlors, coffee shops and bars, pool halls , fellatio , legalized prostitution , sex toys, hate fucking—”
“Mom, you’re a genius. I don’t think anyone’s written the definitive guide to hate fucking. What a great idea. Thanks.”
“That’s what mothers are for. By the way, speaking of sex, when are you gonna have some grandchildren?”
Anyway, hate fucking. Wow, what an awesome topic. There are three major things you need to know about hate fucking: the who, the how and the when. Do not worry about the what (the what is hate fucking) or the why (the why is because you’re a sexual degenerate).
You can hate fuck anyone who hates you or whom you hate, but hate fucking is always best when a) you love the sex and she loves the sex and b) you both despise each other. (Mutual consent is key here.) Candidates for hate sex typically include ex-girlfriends, girls who have one of your friends whipped and hate you because you’re always trying to get your friend to grow a pair of balls and go to Disney World on acid, and super-tough-tattoo wearing bitches of the gothic or motorcycle club variety. Really though, you can hate fuck anyone who agrees with the concept, but the aforementioned women are more likely to appreciate a chance to permanently scar you and crack your ribs.
Really, whenever the two of you want, but it works best when you’re right in the middle of a heated argument. Especially if, during the course of that heated argument, you’ve already called her a stupid bitch and those two magical words seemed to lift some of the sexual tension in the room. It really is difficult to know exactly when the right moment is, but trust me, when you’re screaming your head off and she’s calling you an asshole, you’re close. The energy is there; the tension is being lifted by an argument; something’s got to give.
Hate fucking is a motor skill. Just like anything else, you get better with practice. To properly hate fuck, you must verbally lash out at your woman while still having sex with her AND (this is the tricky part) while she verbally lashes out at you. Dishing out the insults is easy: just don’t get too carried away.
Verbally, you want to insult all of each other's life decisions, friends and family. Insult everything from each other's jobs to your bodies to your taste in other people to your mothers—everything. Don’t stop even when the tears start. Now, thrust and pound away. It improves the sex because you've got to really move to feel any pain (and that is one of your goals).
Now, if she’s really good at dishing out verbal abuse, she will enrage you. Be stoic, fellas. You feel nothing. You are the bringer of hate, not the taker of same. Do not let her get under your skin. As I mentioned, this is the hardest part. Do not take anything she says seriously. Like I said, if she’s good at this she will say some things that make you feel very, very, um… small. Be a man or use earplugs. Either way, remember, sticks and stones, right?
In conclusion, I’d just like to give a shout out to my mother, who has reinvigorated my love for writing and provided me with a wealth of topics for the future. You're getting the 1.75 liter bottle of Canadian whiskey this year, Ma.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On... See full profile »
Should a corn dog be called a cold dog since it needs a jacket? Or a HOTTER dog because it HAS a jacket? Something to chew on.

20 Waterproof Sex Toys Under $40 To Make Shower Time Super Steamy
These 10 Solo Travel Hookup Stories Are Actually Beyond Wild
What’s The Difference Between Bisexual & Pansexual?
© 2022 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.
I first heard of the concept of hate-f*cking when I was about 18 after I'd recently lost my virginity.
I was just getting used to the idea of having sex with someone I actually like when a friend told me about this dramatic and yet highly effective way to display your hatred for someone.
He used to f*ck this girl he unaffectionately called a "gnome." Every time we talked about her, he would scoff and contort his face in repulsion.
I thought it was hilarious, but also troubling. How can you have sex with someone you dislike this much? Did this girl know how much he hated her?
I mean, I knew you didn't need to actually have feelings for people to want to f*ck them, but straight up disliking a person seemed to bring a whole new bout of unnecessary emotions to the experience.
Soon after, I watched an episode of "New Girl" where Schmidt has sex with a girl named Gretchen, who he says is a "terrible person."
Apparently he and Gretchen have had sex after every single wedding they see each other at, despite the fact that they hate each other.
Turns out hate-f*cking was, for all intents and purposes, a thing.
"Hate-f*cks can be good and bad," said Kaitlyn, 26, who says she's hate-f*cked a Brazilian man who was "incredibly narcissistic, wildly pretentious and had the biggest sh*t-eating grin a guy could manage."
"They can leave you incredibly dissatisfied. You can still have the hate inside of you because you may not have hate-f*cked the person enough," she said. "I just wanted to f*ck that grin off his face."
Besides literally f*cking your hate out of an individual, it's certainly possible to hate-f*ck someone you love. Love and hate are not opposites -- they both involve lots of passion, don't they? -- so hate-f*cking a loved one who just so happened to piss you off in that moment can actually help you deal with your frustrations.
"Hate-f*cking is when you have an incredible amount of feelings toward a human being, but they may not be loving," said Alexa*, 24, who hate-f*cks her current boyfriend when he says he doesn't agree with feminism and employs "clear examples of his ignorant white, middle class, male privilege."
"That person gets under your skin, and you f*ck the hate away," she said. "It's a way to relieve an aggression."
Kevin*, 25, said hate-f*cking was he and his ex-girlfriend's "favorite kind" of f*cking.
"Back in the day, when my girlfriend used to piss me off, we'd hate-f*ck directly after," he said. "You can like a person and still hate-f*ck her."
The appeal to him was that combination of anger and frustration, in both the mental and physical sense, that culminated into an overwhelming release of gushy love.
It was addictive and exciting. "Like the best possible rollercoaster you could get on," he added.
The physical act of hate-f*cking employs a more specific method than other kinds of f*cking. It's more selfish -- there's no foreplay because you don't really care to be tender or selfless.
And it's usually kinkier than normal sex -- choking, roughhousing and what have you are perfectly acceptable during a hate-f*ck.
Above all, your pleasure is what's most important. Whether or not the other person gets off doesn't really matter to you.
Despite the physical pleasure, hate-f*cking doesn't always end in relief, as Alexa and Kevin suggest.
A month after Chris, 22, was dumped by his girlfriend in high school, she wanted to hang out again -- and because Chris was a virgin at the time, he was eager to have sex, so he went with it.
Soon after opening up the floodgates of hate-f*cking, though, he ended things:
"It felt wrong (not the sex -- we got that down after a few tries -- but the emotional nonsense that would occupy my mind after)... Since then, I've never had a hate-f*ck again because jerking off accomplishes the same thing without the emotional distress/scumbag feeling."
"I find myself hate-f*cking whenever my life gets really romantically boring," said Sheena, 24. "Like, if there's NOTHING going on in my life, I feel like I need to spark some passion. That's when I turn to the ex."
Hate-f*cking an ex, whom you could both love and hate simultaneously, appears to be a common occurrence.
Generally, f*cking an ex probably isn't a good idea, especially if your ex did you wrong (though one study suggests that it's good for "closure").
If an ex is the only one showing us affection during a particularly vulnerable time in our lives, however, it's easy to forget how poorly he or she treated us in the past -- and to get caught in a cycle of hate-f*cking.
Take Adam*, 25, who described a time in college when he repeatedly hate-f*cked his high school ex-girlfriend who'd cheated on him.
He admitted that while he didn't like her as a person, he still enjoyed having sex with her, but not necessarily for the right reasons.
"I hated her for what she did to me, but she was also the only person who was showing me any affection, and that completely clouded my judgment." he said. "[I was] lonely and desperate enough to go back to her for sex."
Sometimes, hate-f*cking can even create feelings of love that weren't there before, as Brooke*, 22, experienced during her freshman year of college.
"I hate f*cked him for so long that I eventually loved him," she said of a guy she hate-f*cked who "bragged nonstop about how much money his dad had, he waxed his chest, and [how] he only drank aged scotch (minimum 20 years old)."
Ironically, Brooke saw this as her "healthiest relationship" ever. They were so open with each other, and there was no reason to pretend to be friends after they were finished -- they just went straight into hating each other, which she said was "really liberating and nice."
"I legitimately could not have cared less what he thought of me, so there was no need for games or playing it cool," she added.
Or Rachel*, 21, who described an experience in college hate-f*cking a guy who eventually started to like her.
She called him "the rudest person she's ever met" -- he always sat next to her in the library and would talk on the phone, crumble wrappers and just generally disrupt everyone around him.
"One day, he found me on Facebook and messaged me: 'I literally hate you, and you're the rudest person I've ever met. If you ever want to let me know how much you hate me, here's my number.'
Naturally I texted him, and when we were both drunk that night, we met up. The entire time we were hooking up, we both kept saying 'I hate myself for doing this' and 'You are the worst person I've ever met.' But DANG, it was a great hookup.
We continued for about four months very casually, and we stopped when he told me he had feelings for me. I actually kind of liked him by this point, but he was graduating, so that was that."
Ultimately, your reasons for hate-f*cking somebody are just that: yours. Whether you hate-f*ck a stranger or your ex, just make sure the benefits outweigh the negatives.
If the passion you've created as a result of your hate-f*cking is literally destructive, it's probably wise to discontinue. After all, there are plenty of people out there who you can actually f*ck -- sans hate.
Unless, you know, you're not very confident in yourself.
"If I hate myself, is masturbating considered hate-f*cking?" asked Ben*, 23.
Be the first to know what's trending, straight from Elite Daily

3 min Gostosa-Peituda2000 - 3.3M Views -
6 min Ballsdeepvideos - 2.9M Views -
10 min James Deen Official - 10.5M Views -
28 min College Fuck Fest - 4.5M Views -
13 min Young Libertines - 1.7M Views -
22 min Bangbanbungabros - 122.9k Views -
3 min Shadesofblue50 - 65.9k Views -
28 min James Deen Official - 6M Views -
55 sec Deardevilvzla - 174.7k Views -
5 min Webercorabel2017 - 3.2k Views -
13 min Misterdoktor - 11.4k Views -
XVideos.com - the best free porn videos on internet, 100% free.

All Videos Channels Models Pornstars Gifs Photos

Play All

View Playlist

Orientation

All

Gay

Transgender

Porn In Your Language

russian

first time anal
chloe cherry
nata ocean
adriana chechik
hongkongdoll
ankha
rough anal
porn 365
реальный секс подростков
sex machine

Fake Tits
Natural Tits
Small Tits
Huge Tits
Red Heads
Blondes
Brunettes
Piercings
Tattooed
Asian
Arab
Latin
Black
Indian
White
18+ Teens
MILFs
Mature

Top Rated Gifs

动漫无码的

eetswa

Most Viewed Gifs

Asian Taking a Shot to the Face

Cum in her ass5

NO MORE ADS. JUST ALL THE PREMIUM PORN YOU CAN HANDLE
WELCOME TO THE BEST PORN EXPERIENCE. EVER.
FINALLY, THE PORN EXPERIENCE YOU DESERVE.

What’s your Sex Type? Take Pornhub & the Museum of Sex’s survey and see which Model you're most like.

All

Professional

Homemade

Fuck Me Like You Hate Me #2, Scene 3

Spicevids

Fuck to my Family… They are so Dirty… I Hate them!!! vol. #05

Spicevids

Long dick DILF fucks a young white bitch like he hates her

Spicevids

1
2
3
4
5
10
Next

We use cookies to optimize site functionality and give you the best possible experience. Learn More

OK
×

Information
Sitemap
Terms & Conditions
Privacy Policy
DMCA
2257

Work With Us
Content Partners
Advertise
Webmasters
Model Program
Press

Support and Help
Content Removal

Contact Support

FAQ
Trust and Safety
Parental Controls
Feedback

Discover
Pornhub Blog
Insights Blog
Sexual Wellness Center
Mobile

Visually Impaired
More

Данный сайт предназначен сугубо для лиц 18 лет и старше. Если вы моложе 18 лет, то, пожалуйста, покиньте этот сайт. Этот сайт содержит изображения, видео, аудио, текст для взрослых людей, занимающихся действиями сексуального характера. Если доступ и просмотр материалов для взрослых не законен для Вас, пожалуйста, покиньте сайт прямо сейчас.
Продолжая и подтверждая, что вам 18 лет и старше, вы самостоятельно подтверждаете доступ к просмотру сексуально откровенных материалов для взрослых, такиx, как фильмы для взрослых, хардкор фильмы для взрослых, XXX фильмы. Выбор за Вами, подчиняться ли местным законам, касающимся материалов для взрослых. Вашим выбором Вы берете на себя ответственность за любые Ваши действия на сайте, личные последствия от использования сайта и соблюдение общественных и социальных норм. Создатели этого сайта и поставщики услуг не несут никакой ответственности за Ваш выбор - продолжить использование этого сайта.
Данный сайт не предназначен для совместного использования с л
Amatuer Sex Pics
Naked Brazilian Porn
Skinny Mexican Porn

Hate Fucking

Report Page