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This has to do mainly with the women in the show (not to say real women don't find him attractive).
Why do women (ie Mrs Strickland, the cop who frisked him, Maria Montalvo, Ward's Mom, etc) feel attraction to Hank? There are a few times even Peggy--the man's own wife--find him to be a boring blue baller. And quite frankly I don't blame her, as much of a prude he is, with his unhealthy obsession with propane, his mower, Ladybird, football and the like.
No but seriously, I think the writers just set this sliding scale of attraction at whatever’s funniest for the moment
Haven’t you asked something like this before? Kinda an odd question
I asked if any people find Hank sexy in real life.
you secretly crushing on ol' Hank Hill?
In the episode where the wives on the street rate how sexy the men are Hank barely beat out Bill...
I don’t think any of the women you listed were actually attracted to hank. Mrs Strickland used him to start a fight with Buck. He projected his worries about Maria montolvo onto her, but she never actually indicated an attraction to him, she was just trying to sell grills. Wards mom was kinda sleazy, she probably would have invited any of the alley guys in. Maybe the cop was actually attracted to him, but I always got the feeling that she peaked in high school as a cheerleader and the draw was that he was the football star.
Maria Montolva did grab Hank's butt at the end of Junkie Business though.
I think some women equate “safe and stable” with “sexy.” Like if a woman’s had it hard with grocery money or getting evicted amongst other things, Hank with his reliable job and home ownership etc. could seem like a real “catch.” And if he were to choose one of those women as a mate, then her basic needs in life would be taken care of... and leading with sex could be the only card she had to play in trying to land him.
Watch the episode titled Get Your Freak Off; Season 7 Episode 1. That’ll answer your question.
Mrs. Strickland was hurting, by her own admission she made a mistake and was glad Hank was such a gentleman. As for Ward’s Mom....I think she was just a slut.

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Briefly Mega Lo Mart propane salesman ( Propane Boom ) Former salesman at Arlen's Jeans West
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" - Hank's Catchphrase
Hank Rutherford Hill (born April 15, 1953) is the protagonist of King of the Hill . Hank has a central role in most story lines, along with his family (wife Peggy , son Bobby and niece Luanne ). Hank's voice is provided by series co-creator Mike Judge . The Economist briefly mentioned him as one of the wisest people on television. [1]

He expresses a fascination for of propane, knowing every intricate detail, similar to the fascination a similar character in Beavis and Butt-head named Tom Anderson expresses for butane. Ironically, Hank sees butane as an inferior gas. Hank is known to threaten people who have angered him with saying, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

Hank Hill stands 6'2" in height [2] and weighs 220 lbs. [3] He has brown, short, wavy hair, brown eyes along with peach-pale skin. He is fairly tall with a pot-belly. Among King of the Hill characters, Hank bears a noticeable resemblance to Tom Anderson, a character on Mike Judge's previous animated series, Beavis and Butt-head . The similarities in both voice and (to a slightly lesser extent) physical appearance between Hill and Anderson are especially noticeable when comparing early King of the Hill episodes to the later episodes or movie of Beavis and Butt-head . Hank also inherited much of Tom's serious, conservative personality; the differences, however, reflect the differences in tone between the two series. Unlike Tom, a senior citizen whose grumpiness was typically as absurd as his antagonists' stupidity, Hank's humorously no-nonsense attitude makes him a sympathetic voice of reason within the series. Hank drives three red Ford pick-up trucks throughout the series, including a Ranger (1997-2000), F-250 Super Duty (2001-2008), and F-350 (2009-2010).

Hank Rutherford Hill was born on April 15, 1953, in the ladies' room at Yankee Stadium in New York City, NY to Matilda Mae "Tillie" and a war veteran Cotton Hill .

Hank along with Bill Dauterive , Jeff Boomhauer , and Dale Gribble , graduated Tom Landry Middle School , and later pursued secondary education at Arlen High . Hank had a childhood dream of winning the super bowl and joined the Arlen High Football team with the intention of going pro after he graduated. He was a running back and led the league in rushing (his record remains unbroken). He was able to bring the team to the Class 2A State Football Championship, but during the second half of the game his ankle was crushed, ending his dreams of a career as a pro football player (he attributed this to God punishing him for doing a celebratory dance after making a touchdown during the game's first half). This cost the team the game, but despite this he was still celebrated for "taking them to State."

After graduating from Arlen High, Hank applied to the Army in 1971, with his friend, Bill, However, Hank had a narrow urethra, and was rejected because officials thought he would be unable to relieve himself in a time of stress. During a celebratory party for Bill, Hank got extremely intoxicated and, wanting to show his appreciation for how much of a hero he thought Bill to be, he wandered into a tattoo parlor and decided to get a tattoo of Bill's name, despite Boomhauer's protests. He passed out on the chair shortly after and, because the tattoo artist refused to refund Hank's money, Boomhauer convinced the tattoo artist to instead add the tattoo on the back of Hank's head so he wouldn't wake up and regret getting it.

He worked at Arlen's Jeans West during his late teen years and sold a pair of Jordache to his future employer, Buck Strickland , of Strickland Propane . At an unspecified time he also worked as a tractor salesman. Sometime during his high school years, Hank began dating his future wife Peggy Hill .

Hank owned a Maverick. Hank and his wife Peggy both smoked until their son Bobby was conceived, but he has temporarily returned to the habit on at least two occasions; once when he showed Bobby how to inhale when forcing him to smoke an entire carton ( Keeping Up With Our Joneses ), and again when Mrs. Strickland and Debbie both started making sexual advances towards him due to the stress ( Hanky Panky ).

Hank is often regarded as the well-meaning, hard-working, traditional American. Everybody looks to Hank when they have any seemingly useless, or dull work that needs to be done. On the other hand, Hank is easily angered when things do not go his way or when another person breaks something of his. When his dog Lady Bird attacked a black repairman working on their heating system, he was accused of being racist, but it was later proven to be false; She is accustomed to only Hank with the household repairs. Hank's reserved nature probably resulted from years of verbal abuse from his father Cotton Hill . However, if sufficiently provoked, Hank is just as willing to fight like his father, often exclaiming, "I'm gonna kick your ass!"

He is, for the most part, a staunch conservative, even once saying dreamily that he missed voting for Ronald Reagan. He initially supported George W. Bush during the 2000 election, but had second thoughts about voting for him because of his weak handshake, and when asked if he would vote for "the other guy" (presumably Al Gore), he said, "I don't know." He is a Republican but admires pre- party switch Democrats (such as John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson). His dog Lady Bird is named after President Johnson's wife Lady Bird Johnson. In one episode, Bobby chose to do a school report on his favorite president, Josiah Bartlet of the dramatic TV series The West Wing. When Hank discovered this, he scolded Bobby (not only because Bartlet is a fictitious character but also because Bartlet is considered to be a typical liberal president on the show), who proceeded to do his report on Ronald Reagan. Hank also has a great amount of respect for former Democratic Governor Ann Richards.

He considers his wife his best friend, and feels that physically punishing children is wrong; he is usually verbally strict, but does not usually hit / spank Bobby. Instead, he often confiscates Bobby's many belongings.

Political parties aside, he is very conservative and old-fashioned, naturally thinking everyone shares his sense of right and wrong and being largely ignorant of new trends and viewpoints; several episodes involve him dealing with things like yoga , boy bands , etc. Hank is portrayed as having traditional family values, and he is shown to be uncomfortable with hiring a woman to work at Strickland because she was believed to be too attractive, even though she was overly qualified; instead, he hired a man for shallowly expressing a fondness for the Dallas Cowboys and a feigning an adoration for propane. The man was later revealed to be a completely unreliable drug addict. Hank can be summed up as being deeply set in his ways, and typically reacts to things he does not understand with hostility and disdain, regardless of whether or not he fully grasps them.

He does, however, share a few progressive values. One of them is his fondness for organic food in the episode " Raise the Steaks ". He even goes as far as to defend the hippies, something he seemed somewhat ashamed to do but nevertheless found himself agreeing with them when it comes to natural food. He has also been shown to have fairly moderate views on issues like gay rights and other religions. Hank is an environmentali
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