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For people who struggle with using their hands to masturbate — or who simply don't enjoy it — touching oneself can take a toll. Here's how to grind, squeeze, and jet your way to an orgasm, according to Allure columnist and licensed sex therapist Vanessa Marin.
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Vanessa Marin is a licensed psychotherapist and writer with over 20 years of experience specializing in sex therapy. Her goal as a coach and as a journalist: To help you stop feeling embarrassed and start having way more fun in the bedroom. She studied human sexuality at Brown University and has been... Read more
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Sex should be fun, but it can also be complicated. Welcome to Sexual Resolution , a biweekly column by sex therapist Vanessa Marin answering your most confidential questions to help you achieve a healthy, joyful sex life. Here, she answers a question about hands-free masturbation.
DEAR VANESSA: I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to use my hands for extended periods of time. I’ve never had an orgasm before, but I would love to have one. I have tried masturbating before, but my hands get tired so quickly. I can’t do it for more than a few minutes, and it has never led to an orgasm . Do you have any tips for hands-free masturbation? - Tired Hands, 23
DEAR T.H.: First and foremost, it’s awesome that you don’t want to let your medical condition get in the way of you exploring your body and bringing yourself pleasure. Fortunately, there are tons of ways to masturbate hands-free. Here are some amazing ways to explore making masturbation less taxing on your body.
Your bathroom has a whole world of hands-free pleasure opportunities for you! You can try lying down on your back in the tub, and letting the water from the showerhead fall down onto your labia and clitoris. If you want more pressure, try the tub spout. Or, if you can comfortably hold a hand-held shower hose for a few minutes at a time, that can deliver even more pressure.
If you’re lucky enough to have a Jacuzzi (or a bathtub with jets), scoot on over to the edge and position your clitoris in front of the jet. Just be a bit careful at first, as some devices can be quite high-powered, and make sure not to aim the jets into your vagina.
A vibrator might be much easier for you to use since it does the majority of the work for you. It still needs to be held in place, but you don’t necessarily have to be done so with your hands. In general, a bigger, sturdier vibrator like the Magic Wand might be easier to be kept in position. (I’ve had a bunch of clients with mobility issues who were able to hold the Magic Wand in place, but again, this may not work for your unique situation.)
With some vibrators, you may even be able to clench it between your thighs to hold it in place. Another trick to try is to straddle the vibrator, so you rest your weight on it, instead of having to press it against your body with your hands. You can also use props like pillows to prop it up and get it in the right position for you.
There are also a few hands-free vibrators on the market. Check out the Bi Stronic Fusion , which provides both internal and clitoral stimulation. (It can also work anally, though it’s important to note that it’s quite girthy.) The toy actually thrusts inside of you while providing clitoral stimulation.
There’s also the We-Vibe Moxie , which can fit inside of your underwear, and operates via Bluetooth. Another interesting pick is the Love Arc , which attaches to a toy so you can grind or rock away to your heart’s content.
Speaking of grinding, a lot of people masturbate by using this technique. You can it by putting something between your legs and rocking your hips back and forth against it. Most who use this technique like either soft objects, like pillows, blankets, or sheets, or hard objects like a TV remote or hairbrush handle. Do this on your back or on your stomach. If you’re on your back, you’ll have to hold the object in place with your hands, which may or may not be too tiring for you.
An erotic book or movie won’t necessarily make you orgasm on its own, but they can be great when combined with one of these other techniques.
Alternatively, you may have to brace a bit of your weight with your hands if you try this out on your stomach. If that’s too much pressure, you can move over to the edge of the bed so you can rest your weight on your feet. You may even like grinding up against the edge of your mattress.
Another great technique is to squeeze your together legs to induce an orgasm. Hold your thighs as close together as you can and try pulsing the muscles. You can also combine this with pulsing your PC muscles. Your PC muscles drape across your pelvic region like a hammock and are highly connected to orgasm. To find these muscles, wait until the next time you’re on the toilet. Start urinating, then try to cut off your flow of urine before you’re done. The muscles you use to do this are your PC muscles.
You can also try crossing your legs and squeeze or pulse them together. This trick can work especially well with jeans. If you get the seam of your jeans lined up just right, you can often grind your clitoris against the rough fabric.
If you’re flexible enough, sit cross-legged and bring the heel of your foot up so it rests against your clitoris. Grind up against your heel. If this feels too intense, you can do it while you’re wearing pants or underwear, or you can even put a towel in between your foot and crotch.
An erotic book or movie won’t necessarily make you orgasm on its own, but these things can be great when combined with one of the aforementioned techniques. A little extra visual or auditory stimulation can make an orgasm happen a lot faster. (Podcast lovers may find their new favorite erotic resource in Quinn , an audio porn site geared toward female listeners that just launched in April.) You may even find that you’re able to orgasm using your hands fast enough if you have that extra stimulation.
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These days, guys are generally open about the fact they masturbate. I mean, you might as well be, given that everyone already definitely knows you're at it as soon as the thought, What should I do to kill the next five minutes? enters your mind.
But even if everyone is well aware that most men— 94 percent , according to one survey—like to regularly rub one out, very few of these onanists disclose exactly how they go about it. Post-puberty, masturbation suddenly becomes a very private activity, where precise details and tactics are rarely discussed So, in the spirit of transparency, we asked some of the guys in the office (as well as some of our friends) to shed a bit of light on the ins and outs of getting to know oneself.
My wanking story begins at a very early age. So early that pubic hair was still years away, at a stage in my life where my penis looked more like an earthworm than a body part. Luckily for you, this story is about technique, so I'll spare you any more descriptions of my junk.
My grandmother had these two metal poles that she hung her washing lines from, which I loved to use for exercise. And when I say exercise, I mean I'd wrap my legs tightly around one of the poles and pull myself up and down until I was done. It didn't take particularly long.
My next masturbation phase was jerking off to that [German] lad's mag, Bravo . I guess that was between the ages of ten and 15. Back then, there was only one technique, really: lay down on my stomach and furiously rub my penis against the mattress. I'd put my face up so close that I'd be mere centimeters away from the picture of a girl's body. When you got that close to the picture, it'd make the girl's breasts that much bigger and me that much hornier. I'd also always had my dick tucked into a sock, and this was pre- American Pie , which leads me to assume this is a technique you just inherently grasp as soon as you're born.
What followed was years of sexual development during which I learned a lot about myself and my body. I don't know why, but I gradually switched over to a more classic form of onanism. You know, the banal up-and-down stroking technique. I also usually use a bit of spit to lube things up, and I always cum into a tissue that I wrap around my dick like some sort of dirty superhero cape.
I rarely watch porn, but when I do it's either this lesbian movie called "Belladonna's Heavy Petting," or another one called "Sexy Co-Ed Wants Cock by the Pool." Usually, I just dip into my mental wank bank and imagine girls who I've already had sex with, or would like to have sex with.
I wouldn't go as far as to say that masturbation has completely disappeared from my life, but the ritual of thoroughly going for it on a Friday night is far more rare these days. Sometimes, if I'm relaxed and have the time, I'll wank all weekend. There's nothing better than falling asleep after you cum, only to wake up a couple of hours later to repeat the procedure.
Unfortunately, using my imagination to masturbate just doesn't cut it any more. So basically, if I'm going to have a wank I need porn. This is something that raises a couple of issues for me.
Firstly, there's that moment right after you cum, when post-masturbatory depression sets in. You know that feeling where you scramble to close all ten tabs on your laptop while panicking about some vile video you strangely believed to be the sexiest thing in the world a couple of seconds ago?
Secondly, when you start to notice that all the guys in the thumbnails for those "old man fucks hot babe" videos are 100 percent your age, it's just another crushing reminder that you're hurtling ever faster toward death.
When I was younger, my family would reuse bath water in an attempt to save money. This was a great financial move, but because of my budding pre-teen hormones it resulted in some very unpleasant washes for my parents and siblings.
Quite early on, I developed a fascination with jerking off in the bathtub. I suppose it was a matter of practicality: I was already both naked and in a locked room—it made sense. It was also easier because I didn't have to worry about where my load landed, or fret about my mom finding a huge pile of crumpled-up tissues.
After successfully climaxing in the tub, I'd try to fish out as many of the nasty globs I could find as possible and wash them all down the sink—a tactic that worked pretty well. At the time, it didn't bother me that my mom would end up getting into the contaminated water, because—being the nice guy I am—I'd already cleaned up the worst for her. Now I realize that nobody ever wants to sit in a tub full of tepid cum, no matter how diluted it might be. Sorry, mom.
A nomad camp. Probably has very little to do with masturbation in reality. Photo via Wikimedia Commons
By saying nomad, I'm not trying to suggest that I continuously change my wanking locations—I'm referring to the array of preferences that have come and gone over the years. I've been through a large selection of phases—I've jerked into socks while watching anime, I've done it in groups, in a train cabin, on speed, with a fever, in chatrooms, next to unknowing bedmates, and to naked pictures of a 1990s Demi Moore. None of these self-gratifying, one-man sexual adventures took hold as a lasting predilection, however, and I was forever striving for the next frontier.
My current techniques are pretty unspectacular. Shockingly, online photos of hot girls really get me in the mood, and for a while I had this thing for lo-res videos of girls dancing in front of their computers.
These days, I sometimes surprise myself with what I type into the porn site search bar. I'm also getting a little worried about my attention span—I've begun stopping videos in the middle because I start getting bored. However, I'm sure some new trend will appear soon that keeps me interested. Probably something with straw hats, or animal costumes, or ceramics or something. I've no idea.
My masturbation methods are very much linked to my internet browser. I can't actually remember the last time I tried to terrorize myself without internet porn, but I'm quite sure that whenever it was, I was not having much fun. The fact that millions of people have spent thousands of years pleasuring themselves without the smut buffet that is the internet is just such a sad thought to me—we really are so lucky.
The omnipresence of a computer has hugely changed the way I use my body. Since I'm right-handed, I've had to learn to go at it with my left hand so I can furiously scroll with the mouse with my right.
I'm actually extremely picky when it comes to porn. I would never consider paying for it, but it's imperative that whatever flogging material I do watch is high definition. PornHub used to be completely useless to me because the videos were so absurdly pixelated, but they've definitely caught up. If the porn isn't HD it's as if my penis refuses to cooperate. I guess image resolution is my personal fetish.
I've always been pretty basic with my wanking, but I remember this one time I read about hands-free fapping online and decided I needed to try it immediately. What ensued was the most prickly orgasm of my life. It was fun, but it became far too laborious and time-intensive for me. On top of that, the mess was so severe that I'd be finding stains for weeks.
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£725 might seem a bit steep for a wank.
Yet that’s what you need to shell out for ‘ high-tech, hands-free masturbation machine’ The Venus For Men .
Sybian’s seriously high spec sex toy is one for the serious onanist.
It creates a ‘powerful stroking action’ and also claims to be the only male sex toy that can make you orgasm with or without an erection.
On top of this, each is built to the user’s measurements for your very own fit.
Initially the name threw me – d on’t women come from Venus? Isn’t it a bit like ladies’ razors?
Sybian spokeswoman Karen explained: ‘ The Venus 2000 has been on the market since early 1998, making it a 20 year product that has been perfected over time. Venus is the Goddess of love, that is where the company came up with the name.’
Fair enough. The blurb also reads: ‘ Durably built, Venus is portable, compact (6″x8″x 9.5″ – 11lb) and quiet.’
Now at this point, I’m slightly taken aback by the term ‘portable’.
Eleven pounds is not portable in my book – it’s laughable, like those brick mobile phones yuppies had in the 80s. Y ou say ‘portable’, I say ‘effing heavy’.
The Venus isn’t going to slip into your backpack or brie
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