Hammer Fuck

Hammer Fuck
Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones

- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)

When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.
Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***

Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***

(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***

Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat

Fucking Two Girls at once using normal motion, But having a double sided dildo Inserted into your own ass making it possible.
Yeah Man ! I totally hammer Fucked her and her friend last night.
Some phrase the inbred Oklahomans like to use to try and be clever by insinuating that someone is really, in fact, a tool .
You're the fucking hammer omfgroflmao
The erect penis of a red-haired man ( ginger person ).
Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer .
by Steve-o and Tim November 11, 2008
An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised .
by crazymotherfucker7777 December 17, 2011

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This is my first time posting, I've been a silent observer on this sub for a while and I've learnt a lot. Im embarrassed to admit it, I was a fan. I fell in love with his character in cmbyn and his narration of the audiobook brought me to tears. His work helped me through some tough times, put a smile on my face, gave me a reason to believe in love and endure the suffering in it. I never, in my wildest dreams could have imagined this story, this reality, this truth for him. It shocked me and sent me down a rabbit hole searching for more information. And that brought me to this sub.
Reading the posts here, learning about the complex collection of screenshots, his social media and the survivors stories helped put the final nail in the coffin. It was like a slap on the face, I cannot imagine how painful all this must be for those who survived his abuse. I can never look at him the same way, I can never watch a movie with him in it, and enjoy it the same way again. How far from reality the movies are. How cruel, inhuman and dangerous he is in real life and how charming, grand and appealing his movie star persona is. I felt betrayed, and I feel guilty for ever liking him.
Yesterday I was watching sorry to bother you and was stunned to find him in it. To see him on screen, playing a character so similar to his real douchbag self was gut wrenching, I couldn't finish the movie. I felt myself recoiling from the the visuals and not being able to focus on the story after. I cannot see him acting ever again. He deserves to go to prison for what he's done to these women, he and his friends are unfit for society, people like them make this world unsafe for women.
I hope and pray he never gets the chance to hurt any women ever again. I hope and pray the survivors find a way to get through this and find some peace and love. I hope and pray we are all more cautious of such predators after reading those chats. And I really really hope and pray that justice is served.
Felt the same when Louis CK went down 😕
Same with Kevin Spacey. I loved him so much as an actor. I got rid of all my movies (threw away the ones I couldn't sell to FYE) when the accusations started coming. This post speaks to me because I say fuck Kevin Spacey every Christmas eve when he crawls out of the hole he belongs in. Just like AH, he had been wearing a mask for the rest of the world that kept how sick and creepy he actually is covered up.
Didn’t Louie C K make a semi comeback?
I too loved AH I lived Rebecca and CMBYM And in following this account and HoE left me feeling betrayed How can someone be that awful. He is a psychopath and I feel beyond sympathy for those he has hurt and betrayed IRL
You shouldn’t feel bad about being his fan. He’s an excellent liar who comes off charming during the interviews. Selling that polished, woke, fun loving persona is what he’s best at.
Plus he has an entire industry, a large one, supporting his image. All he had to do was play the game, keep lying and keep his dirty laundry hidden (hell even when bits and pieces came out he was fine, so keep the dirtiest of laundry hidden). I hope no one feels badly for being a fan. I wasn’t but I can see the appeal. One Twitter user is a big fan and she/he posted an old picture of him and for the first time I thought he looked fantastic and could see what all the fuss was about. Of course, now I know to much and I’m like what a waste of six feet four.
We can all agree that he's a solid actor, while at the same time agree that he's a garbage human being.
You can tell a lot about a person by observing their behavior after they get everything they want.
I have a question. Please don't think I'm being flippant because it's kinda unrelated I just wondered why ah did the audiobook to cmbyn instead of Timmy when it's written in elios pov?
I don't really know, I was surprised by that too. At the time, I went along with it, it felt very intimate to be hearing elios thoughts in Oliver's voice. Part of what made it a good experience was armies voice, but now I don't think I could listen to it and feel those warm fuzzy feelings ever again. The allure is gone.
Kind of fitting that a book by a predator from the POV of a groomed teenager gets narrated by a predator. Like a weird opposite Lolita.
“The other day I was talking with a friend of mine, I said to him ‘I look at 12 year old girls and I find them very attractive’, and he said to me, ‘me too, but you can’t speak of it’. And I responded, ‘no, never’. Because if you think of it you’re almost guilty of it. I don’t commit the act, but you don’t have an idea of the rugged and disgusting things that go through everyone’s minds.”
I think it's probably because like it or not Armie has a beautiful speaking voice, deep & sonorous. I was listening to an old interview with him the other day and I kind of forgot what a devil he is because his voice is so lovely.
Edit: Oops...I didn't read far enough down to see that other people think the same thing.
It might fit since some of his victims said he’s obsessed with his own voice and publishers might love the draw of a celebrity voice reading the story
I took it to be a nod to the whole calling each other by their names a la “i am you you are me” premise that is the core of the love story and what gives the book ITS name, lol . Oliver as/is/becomes elio. I thought it was a pretty clever idea tbh. and Timmy prob isn’t interested in reading an audiobook.
I'm so glad for your post, it consoles me, because you wrote exactly what I feel and you described the same path that I did too. I was in love with cmbyn, which for me has been more than a movie for over 3 years, it was an emotional experience. An experience that has also deeply tied me to the actors. Precisely for this reason it was very difficult for me to accept reality. At first I felt a strong upset, also because I myself was a victim of abuse, the kind of abuse of which you are not fully aware, because sometimes it is difficult to establish what is consent and what is not. What I feel towards Armie is deep anger. I feel betrayed, because it has destroyed everything that was beautiful for me with cmbyn. The pleasure of joining fan groups was also destroyed. Now I can no longer watch any movies or photos of Armie without feeling nauseous. What he did to so many women is terrible and I also sincerely hope that all the victims will be able to heal from the traumas he inflicted. I would like to see him in prison, because I am afraid he may still do harm.
CMBYN was my favourite movie. I loved it. I don’t think I can watch it again now.
I feel you, Kevin Spacey was my favorite actor... I’m also a Classic Rock fan, and half the rockers have a story with a teen groupie... fame is a power and a lot of people have been abusing theirs. Hopefully things are changing and we won’t allow this behavior from now on. (So fuck James Franco as well, fuck Jared Leto, and fuck all the other famous abusers)

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