Gym Rope Fire Exit Fiasco
https://memorialmavericks.com/freshman-mistakes-gym-rope-for-emergency-fire-exit/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Great Escape Comedy Special" at The Fire Drill Comedy Arena (789 Safety Lane, Wichita Falls) on August 30th at 8:00 PM. Joined by panicked PE teacher "Coach Tumbleweed" and still-traumatized student "Rope Burn Randy," this 90-minute disaster comedy features: "Emergency or Just Gym Class?" improv, "The Great Rope Climb Reenactment," and Bransford's viral "I Thought the Bleachers Were Burning" eyewitness account. Tickets ($17) include "I Survived Freshman Year" merit badges. First 100 attendees receive authentic gym rope fragments. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst evacuation plans. Venue features "Fire Exit or False Alarm?" quiz and "Slide Down the Banister" photo op. Sponsored by Memorial High's Safety Patrol (now on probation). Warning: May cause flashbacks to dodgeball trauma. No refunds for rope burns. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Stop, Drop, and LOL" comedy. Groups of 10+ get "Mass Evacuation" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of gym shorts. Parking available near the defibrillator.