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Most gay men, by definition, enjoy seeing (and doing other things with) other men’s junk. Straight men, on the other hand, do not typically enjoy seeing (and doing other things) with other men’s junk.
Inspired by this distinct difference, YouTube fave Davey Wavey wondered what would happen if he found a group of straight men to offer their thoughts about a series of photos featuring other men’s genitalia.
The results are legitimately hilarious but also go a long way (at least anecdotally) to give us some insight into what these guys ― and perhaps, by extension, straight men as a broad population ― think about when confronted by a penis that is not their own.
“I’ve made 800+ LGBT-themed videos over that last ten years and this video, featuring four straight men, is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever filmed,” Wavey told The Huffington Post. “I was surprised by how much the straight guys had to say about each dick,” he added. “They really critiqued each picture, even commenting on angles and lighting. It’s clear that they’ve spent a long time thinking about dicks.”
So what do they think? Check out the video above to find out, but for Wavey, one thing is clear.
“I was struck by how impressed they were with the well-endowed images,” he said. “It further proves my theory that just about everyone (even straight guys) loves a big dick.”
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung —about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.
1.) Rasputin** The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.
2.) Liam Neeson In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty , Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."
3.) Jay-Z Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
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4.) John Holmes Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.
5.) Vincent Gallo Have you ever seen Brown Bunny ? (Link NSFW)
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.
7.) Wilt Chamberlain His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.
8.) Tommy Lee Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen . It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)
9.) Frank Sinatra Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
10.) Alexis Arquette Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)
10.) President Johnson "He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘ Jumbo .'"
11.) Errol Flynn He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano . A classical pianist!
12.) James Woods That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.
13.) Colin Farrell It looks like a baby's arm . (Link NSFW)
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.
15.) Anthony Keides The girls on Metal Sludge —a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."
16.) Tony Kanal The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.
17.) Tony Danza He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)
18.) Ray J Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)
19.) Dan Rather The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
20.) Simon Rex It's no wonder why he used to do porno.
*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt. **This list is not compiled by size order.

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Although sexuality is a spectrum, many straight men are still shy when it comes to admit that a man that sucked their penis. While many would argue that once a dude has touched your dick, you're not truly gay-- we're not sure we can agree.
We asked 10 straight guys (out of a bunch who said they've never received head from a dude) and here are the top answers of straight men giving into carnal desires.
I was a freshman in college and my roommate was gay. One night I got back from one of those black light parties wasted out of my mind and caught him jerking off; at first I pretended like I didn't notice but then once he kept going I figured 'why not?' he swallowed me and we never talked about it again.
When my gay buddies told me about Grindr I thought I would give it a whirl. My girlfriend was away from a long weekend and I figured a mouth is a mouth. I went to him and he sucked me like a hoover and then I left. Was a pretty satisfying experience and none of the weird guilt I had expected.

I sought it out. I was in Liberal Arts college and thought "how will I ever really know I'm not gay unless I try it. We met through a mutual friend and he blew me in my car parked a Shop-Rite parking lot at midnight. The best blowjob I've ever gotten.
We were coming back from the bar late and me and my buddy were both really horny and he wasn't able to drive. The conversation turned to porn which turned into jerking off in silence; without a word he just went all the way down on my cock and it was probably the best thing I've ever felt just because it was so unexpected. I ended up busting in his mouth before we went to sleep.
One time a dude offered to drive me back home from college because we were from the same hometown. Eventually, we got tired and stopped for a quick bite to eat. We had been sitting in the car for what felt like days and I was feeling pretty horny. He asked if I would ever consider letting a dude suck my dick and after talking about it for a while, I agreed. I slept so soundly for the rest of the ride home.
Wasted from a frat party I was trying to get with this girl but she wasn't having it, I was going back to my dorm to rub one out when I accidentally tried to get into my neighbor's door. He opened the door and could tell I look frazzled so invited me inside; one thing led to another and we sucked each other's dicks.
I used to have some circle jerks with a few college buddies of mine. We would get drunk and jerk it to porn. One day one of my jerk buddies was over and we started going at it. He put on bisexual porn and started making jokes about how good it would feel to have a girl on your face and a mouth on your cock...from there it sort of escalated and we 69ed.
The first time I got my dick sucked was at a gloryhole at my college. I had heard about it from a few friends and decided to go check it out. I noticed there was someone in the other stall so I stuck my dick through and it felt like a vacuum was on my cock. I came in, like, 2 minutes flat.
My buddy and I were going shot for shot playing truth or dare. He lost, I got some awesome throat.

The first time a dude sucked my dick was when four of my buddies were camping and we were hanging out by the fire. My bro said he was going to take a leak, and not wanting to wandering into the woods alone later I decided to join him. He reached for me in the dark and one thing led to another and I was fully in his mouth. We got interrupted before either of us could finish and we've never brought it up.

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