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GQ Germany's campaign has famous straight men smooching for tolerance
GQ.de (the site is in German) has images of the campaign, and tracks reactions from blogs and social media. It's a rather surprising campaign for one of the world's leading men's titles, but an excellent idea nevertheless. Gay men are too often accused of trying to entice straight men into some frisky sam-sex behavior. Now at least, you've got some cover if you make a request for smooch: It's for tolerance.
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Good day Dan, I need your help with something. Recently I had a conversation with a friend (she's a straight female, I'm a 2-Spirited one) and she said to me, "Men who are 100% straight can have sex with other men and still call themselves totally straight... That's their self truth, they're still straight."
I thought that was a cop out. I get that everyone has the right to refer to themselves any way they like but I'm not necessarily gonna believe them. My thinking went, ok, but what is so hard for them to just say, "Hey, actually, I"m not 100% straight"??! Obviously, there are lots of reasons why it's hard to do that (history has been very unkind to those who are not completely in the hetero box, there's a lot to lose, I know first hand). But imagine a world where every single person who wasn't "totally straight" just said it at the same time?!
Anyway, my friend was quick to point out that I"m pretty closed for thinking the way I do, for not thinking a 100% straight man can sleep with other men and still refer to himself as straight. Of course, he can SAY it, a person can SAY anything. Doesn't make it so, dude. I mean, isn't that what that unit of measurement means?? 100% means completely, totally, the whole kit and kaboodle, etc. Am I wrong in thinking the way I do, Dan? Am I closed or dismissive because of my beliefs? What am I missing?
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I see where you're coming from, DICKS. Straight means straight and a guy who fucks other dudes isn't 100% straight. But... it may not be so simple.
Your friend is kindasorta correct. A straight guy can have sex with another man and still be a straight guy—even a 100% straight guy. Why? Because kissing/blowing/fucking a dude isn't gonna turn a straight guy into a gay guy. So if the guy wasn't gay before kissing/blowing/fucking a dude, he's not going to be after. Because, you see, self-identification isn't always congruent with behavior and behavior isn't always congruent with desire and blah blah blah. Think prisons, pirate ships, and boardings schools—think situational homosexuality .
Now most straight-identified dudes who fuck other men aren't in prison, on pirate ships, or at all-boys boarding schools. So I happen to agree with you, DICKS, that a dude who fucks dudes isn't 100% straight. But can those guys still identify as straight? Sure, if that's how they feelz. But while it may be "their truth," per your annoyingly high-minded straight friend, it's not the truth, per you and me, all sensible people everywhere, facts at hand, objective reality, etc. (Straight girls who lecture gay men and 2S guys about how homosexuality works. Bless their hearts.)
A few more wrenches to throw in the werks: There are straight guys who don't have dicks, DICKS. A straight guy with a dick could find himself in a relationship with a guy with a vagina. (Guy with dick marries woman with vagina, woman transitions to male, couple remains married. Voila: a 100 percent straight guy is having sex on the regular with another dude .) There's also something of a a huge fucking double standard when it comes to straight guys and sexual exploration. Straight-identified women are allowed to be sexual with other women and still identify as straight (%100 even), while men who have sex with other men—even once—spend the rest of their lives being told they're really bisexual or gay because there's no way they could've done that otherwise.
There's also the difference between being homoamorous and homosexual, heteroamorous and heterosexual, biamorous and bisexual, and various combos of all of the above. There are guys out there who like to fuck guys and girls but only fall in love with girls. I think those guys are bi and most of those guys identify as bi. But some identify as straight. You know, for reasons. (Bi erasure is a game anyone can play.)
All that said, there are guys out there who claim to be 100% straight while bouncing from cock to cock to cock—guys who, again, aren't in prison or on pirate ships. Now we all want to live in a world where straight-identified guys can mess around with another guy once or twice without being told they're gay, but we can't be naive and/or credulous: we currently live in a world where homophobia runs rampant. Some men who sleep with other men claim to be 100% straight because they have no choice—it's not possible to be openly gay everywhere ( Chechnya , Jamaica , Vatican City )—but others claim to be straight because they think there's something wrong with being gay and they hate themselves and other gay men, including (especially) the gay men they fuck. (See: " Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? ," The Onion, October 28, 1998.) It's not always possible to determine who's identifying as straight under duress and who's identifying as straight due to internalized homophobia. But it's how we passed the time before Twitter and Fidget Spinners came along.
In conclusion, DICKS, I'm with you: people can identify however they like—and we should respect people's identities and not be assholes to each other and blah blah blah—but we're not obligated to believe everything a person says. I mean, Liberace, Ted Haggard, Elton John, Larry Craig, George Michael, and I all identified as straight once. For reasons, good and bad. It was nice that our parents, fans, congregants, and constituents played along. But we were lying. Which is not to say that all straight-identified guys who sleep with or have slept with other men are lying. But it's a stretch to say they're all truthing.
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Man Goes Viral After Sucking a 'Hulk Sized D*ck' Sent Him to the ER
19-year-old Fredy Alanis went viral this weekend after he shared the story of the 10-inch penis that sent him to the Emergency Room.
After a fun night with a Grindr hookup in Chicago suburbia, Alanis simply thought his sore throat was because of his partner's...substantial size. What he hadn't realized was that mid-BJ, he'd ruptured an airway in his throat.
He told them. all about the experience in a harrowing and hilarious interview.
"After everything had happened, I felt it was just this soreness in my chest," he said. "Nothing really hurt that bad. I thought, maybe my chest is just sore from what took place, and I didn’t think anything of it. I woke up the next morning, and the pain was still in my chest and it was sharp. I was hunched over and crying."
"When I went to the doctor, when they said there was a rupture in my airway, they said the only thing it could possibly be was last night."
What are the chances of rupturing an airway during oral intercourse? According to Alanis' doctor, "one in millions, maybe hundred millions."
Despite the trip to the ER, Alanis said he has no regrets and has hooked up with the well-endowed man again since recovering.
"If you wanna go for it, go for it. Do whatever you wanna do don’t be intimidated by any size. In the long run, to me, it was worth it. And I would do it over again if the situation was the present. I would take the three days in the hospital. I couldn’t lift anything over ten pounds for month and a half, but it was a nice little vacation. Whenever I need another one I’ll just call him up."
With his story going viral, Alanis has accepted the fact that his family could see the truth behind that hospital journey. But do his parents know he's gay?
"They do. They just don’t know I’m a whore."
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Nick Cannon Says There’s Video of Eminem ‘Sucking a Cock’
“Stop lying on my dick,” the rapper tweeted after Cannon dropped a homophobic diss track.
If you woke up to the trending hashtag #RIPNickCannon and thought the man best known as Mariah Carey’s ex-husband had died, you’re not totally wrong. He’s still technically alive, but after releasing a homophobic diss track aimed at Eminem, he may not be long for this world.
Cannon dropped “The Invitation” on Monday, in which he attempted to drag the rapper with a litany of insults, including claims that Eminem is secretly gay and has paid off his sexual partners to keep it secret.
“I heard your chauffeur got a video of you sucking a cock,” Cannon raps on the track. “You paid him off then laid him off / Now who really the opps.”
Cannon later claimed that the homophobic lyrics were based in truth and the Eminem’s legal team is trying to silence him. “FACTS,” he wrote while quoting a tweet with the lyrics. “His lawyers didn’t want that one out! They already on my line.”
Eminem fired off a few tweets in response. “U mad bro,” he asked Cannon. “Stop lying on my dick. I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie f*ck.” He also demanded an apology from “Nicholas,” joking that his staff was upset they hadn’t gotten the same treatment as the alleged chauffeur. “You've made my gardener so jealous!”
Eminem has his own history of homophobic lyrics, including calling Tyler the Creator a faggot on the song “Fall” from his album Kamikaze , something he later apologized for . “I was angry when I said the shit about Tyler,” he explained. “The word that I called him on the album, on that song was one of the things where I felt like, ‘This might be too far.’ Because in my quest to hurt him, I realized that I was hurting a lot of other people by saying it.”
In October, a track called “What If I Was Gay” leaked online , with Eminem and rapper Joyner Lucas speculating how their friendship would handle one of them revealing they were queer. Should we be expecting a new track called “What If I Sucked Off My Chauffeur”?
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