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A man cut off his own testicles and stormed into a church shortly before a couple were due to be married.
Reverend Bob Wallace and a florist were making preparations for the wedding ceremony at Hutton All Saints Church in Essex when the man burst in around 12.25pm.
They realised the man had injured his genitals and managed to stop wedding guests from entering the church while they waited for police to arrive on September 14.
Rev Wallace told the Huffington Post UK: ‘Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside.
‘Guests started to arrive for the wedding but were told they were not allowed to go inside.’
One of the guests told the Brentwood Weekly News: ‘There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere.
‘The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out.
‘When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.’
The vicar called 999 and police and an ambulance attended the scene.
A spokesman for Essex Police said: ‘Police were called by the ambulance service to All Saints Church, in Church Lane, Hutton, at around 12.25pm on September 14.
‘A man with mental health problems was found in the church with serious injuries.
‘He was taken to hospital to be treated for his injuries, which police investigations have led them to believe were self-inflicted.
‘He was then referred for a mental health assessment.’
The wedding went ahead half an hour later with the bride said to be unaware of the incident.
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He came walking out of the procedure room like he had a corn cob stuck up his ass. I had done it. I cut off my husband’s balls. (At least that’s what he will tell you.)
He looked at me with an uncomfortable look on his face…but said nothing. They told him ahead of time that he would have to wear an athletic supporter after the procedure. Finally I had to ask, “What’s wrong honey?” His response, “My balls feel like they are tucked in my asshole.”
For those of you who don’t know my husband, he is 6 feet tall and pushing 250 pounds. He said, “They gave me a medium.” Nothing about my husband is a medium.
He’s always been very proud of his junk. Even calls himself “King Ding-a-Ling” as he gets out of the shower and shakes it at me. So what better Christmas gift than to tell him he has to get a vasectomy? I should be getting the “Wife of the Year” award…but instead, I’m expecting divorce papers soon…
I drove him home as he told me what a big boy he was during the procedure. FINALLY. A man got to experience what it was like to have his feet up in the stirrups. Muwahahahahahaha! He explained how three women stood at the end of the table looking at him in all his glory (like I didn’t already know how that felt). But wait…Isn’t that every man’s fantasy? Alone and exposed in a room with three women. I suppose when you throw in a scalpel, it kinda takes the fun out of it. “I feel fine…it didn’t hurt at all.” I knew the numbness would wear off soon.
Annnnd, it did. We got him home and he laid on the couch. Not long after, his balls looked like he suddenly caught a bad case of elephantiasis…And that was my Christmas present to my husband. Swollen, purple, sore balls. Merry Christmas, babe!
Now…let me set the record straight. He didn’t HAVE to do it the week before Christmas. My only requirement was that it was done by the end of the year…we had already met our deductible. But we discussed this back in July…you know, the month that I pushed a 7 and a half pound basketball out of my HooHa. Seriously, you should see the size of my kid’s head. You’d want to cut your husband’s balls off too!
I guess that’s where procrastination will get you. Sore balls on Christmas. Sorry “King Ding-a-Ling.” I love you and you’re still my king, balls or no balls. (Even though you still really have them…)
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