Guide To Rimming
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Rimming: A Definitive Guide on How to Eat Ass
When you're eye to eye with your lover’s butthole, make sure you both know what to do.
The first time I heard about rimming, my older and much funner mate was telling me how her boyfriend went from eating her out to eating her ass and she was so surprised, she farted into his open mouth. This kind of story sounds like the biggest joke ever when you are a pre-rimmee (i.e. a person who has never rimmed or been rimmed) but elicits more of a shrug, laugh and a nod of the head when you’re a well-seasoned asshole connoisseur.
Take it as the number one rule of rimming: expect the unexpected. That’s not to say you’re going to end up with shit on your face, it’s that occasionally… shit happens. Unless, of course, you come prepared to the bussy brunch. Which is why I’m writing a whole-ass guide for eating a whole lot of ass – to make sure when you are eye to eye with your lover’s butthole, you both know what to do.
How to douche is a whole different article. For now, I recommend watching Sex Education series two, episode six. Or to surmise what Rahim says in the show: Squat, squirt, hold and release. If you are getting rimmed and know far enough in advance to prepare, douching is always the answer. If you don’t have time to fully flush out your asshole, take a moment in the bathroom to make sure you’re washed and wiped the best you can. Unless you’re both into scat, having any logs in the tunnel is the opposite of what you want.
This isn’t just a preference – being unclean between your buns can also lead to bad health. Sex therapist and BARE dating app cofounder Gillian Myhill warns: “It’s worth noting that there are digestive bacteria that can be found in the anus as well as bugs like E. coli and salmonella which can make you sick, so: CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN. And if you are rimming any pussy owners? Make sure that you avoid spreading anything into the vaginal canal as this can potentially cause infection.”
As well as considering the physical cleanliness of the ass you’re eating or your own chocolate starfish, knowing someone’s sexual health is just as important as any other kind of penetration. "STIs can be transmitted through this activity, the same as oral with a penis or a pussy," confirms Myhill. "These include herpes, warts, gonorrhoea, syphilis, hep A and B." Be safe and don’t say you weren’t warned – asking someone if they’re clear of the above is less dangerous than contracting an STD. If you’re avoiding asking for any reason, it’s worth noting that dental dams are just as effective contraception for eating ass as they are pussy.
Similar to how missionary is the staple of p-in-v sex, so feels doggy style to rim jobs. It’s comfortable, you get a good view of what you’re up to and plenty of space to touch elsewhere. That said, Michael*, a 29-year-old Scouser, fully recommends getting down and dirty on your settee. “Comfort is paramount,” he confirms, “My favourite is to have them sitting on the couch, me kneeling down on the floor in front of them and for their feet/legs to be resting on/over my shoulders so I can get my face right in. That’s also a really good position for if I fancy a break and want to pop a bollock in my mouth and have a little chew, like those intervals they used to have at the cinema where you could go and get ice cream in the middle of a film.”
Everyone’s different and while Michael’s favourite rimming position might not be your best one, be sure to flip your partner every which way before working out which is the best spot for getting your asshole licked. Remember that Girls episode where Marnie is getting her ass ate in the kitchen and the internet couldn’t handle it? It goes to show there’s room for rimming in every room of your house and every position under the sun.
When you’re getting down and dirty with someone’s backdoor, you need to leave all your reservations behind. It can’t just be half-arsed (get it); a lazy rim can be worse than no rim at all. “I really like to dine out and get in there, to the point that my nose is probably gonna be scraping their ribcage,” Michael enthuses.
For those less enthusiastic about the idea, Myhill stands firm on her ground that slow and steady wins the race. Just remember to experiment: “There are many techniques used, from circling around the outside of the anus to pushing your tongue between the folds, try it all out and see how everything feels.”
For myself and most ladies that I know, feeling tense is far from conducive to an orgasm. If you’re straining to keep your butthole closed or stressing about any chance of trumping, you probably won’t get to feel the benefits of butt munching. Whichever end of the tunnel you’re on, make sure you try and keep as zen as you can with your asshole in someone’s face or an arse in your face.
“Talk to your partner – go slowly. If this is something new for both of you then it’s likely you will both be as nervous as each other,” encourages Myhill. “Try and make your partner feel secure, confident and sexy.” For this, I fully recommend dousing the situation in consent-littered dirty talk. “Do I taste good?” is a personal fav.
Similarly, Michael recommends embracing the intimacy of the act with physical contact outside of the tongue circling your hole. “Holding hands throughout is about one of the hottest things I can think of. The first time I did this with a guy, it opened up an intimacy and a closeness that you can get from doing it that I’d never really experienced or considered before.”
Congrats! Now you know how to rim someone – now tuck into that juicy peach like you’re gasping for air through the other person’s asshole.
This article originally appeared on VICE UK.
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Eating ass used to be one giant taboo. If you ate another person’s ass, you were seen as a gross person. Eating ass? Get away from me, you know what goes on down there? Well, people perform oral sex knowing they’re probably ingesting urine—that hasn’t stopped most of us. But now, a rim job is making its way back on the scene as an essential sex act. You don’t give rim jobs? Now that’s weird.
Now, if you’re reading this, you’re probably curious about giving it a try. People may have given you their pee, saying you just have to dive right in. Now, they’re not wrong, but there are definitely some things to do to make it a more sensual experience for the both of you.
I know it’s a rim job, but trust me, you can receive a bad rim job which is traumatic. Follow these tips and you’ll have a great rimming experience.
#1 What is a rim job exactly? Rimming is basically a technique called the “tongue twister” which is performed on the anus. What you do is spread the person’s cheeks apart with your hands and then, with your tongue, you make circular motions around and on the anus. This is the basic movement. Now, as you get more into it, play around with different motions and pressure. [Read: The curious first timer’s guide to anal sex]
#2 A clean ass is a happy ass. Now, sometimes we can’t always prepare. Maybe you picked someone up from the club, so, of course, no one prepared to be rimmed. But if you can, going to the bathroom and quickly washing your ass doesn’t hurt. People who had a traumatizing experience probably encountered a dirty ass.
#3 Explore your own ass first. I’m not saying that you’re not capable of receiving a rim job, but, it probably won’t come off as big of a shock if you already play with your ass. While masturbating, insert a finger into your ass or rub your anus with your finger. Essentially, you want to become comfortable with anal play. [Read: 10 misconceptions about anal sex]
#4 Don’t eat a woman out after rimming. You do not want to mix anal bacteria with the vagina. This leads to infections such as UTIs. So, if you plan to perform a rim job on a woman, do it after eating her out. It’s the cleanest and safest way to perform a rim job.
#5 No, shaving your ass isn’t necessary. People become insecure with rim jobs because most of us have hair on our butts. But here’s the thing, you don’t have hair on your anus. The hair doesn’t actually affect it. Of course, there may be some hair, however, nothing crazy.
You don’t have to shave or wax your butt in order to receive a rim job. Plus, once you have an ingrown hair there, it ain’t easy to remove it.
#6 Don’t be afraid to use spit. If your mouth is a little dry, don’t be afraid to spit on the anus. I mean, you’ll be aroused while doing it, so don’t be shy to spit on it, rub the anus with your finger and then dive right in. If you want to make it feel more arousing, don’t be cheap on the spit. [Read: The best lubricants for sex in your kitchen cupboard]
#7 You can use a dental dam. If you’re concerned about contracting an STI, use a dental dam or plastic wrap as a barrier. You can contract an STI while rimming, so, you should know that. When it comes to sex, whether it’s penetration, oral sex, or rimming, STIs are contractible.
#8 Doggy style is the easiest. If this is your first time, rim your partner in doggy style. It’s a comfortable position for them, but, it also makes the anus easily accessible which is what you want. So, when in doubt, go into doggy style and go wild on their ass. [Read: How to make doggy style your favorite sex position]
#9 It doesn’t taste bad. Here’s the thing, people think rimming tastes like shit… literally. Now, I’m going to destroy this myth for you because the anus doesn’t taste like anything. Of course, if they’re not clean, there will be a specific smell, but, that shouldn’t be a problem.
#10 Have a shower together. To make sure you’re both clean, shower together. If you worry about the hygiene factor, make the shower a part of the foreplay. That way, you still arouse each other while taking the extra step in making sure that you’re both clean. [Read: How to make shower sex sizzle]
#12 Arouse the anus first. I know I said, dive right in, but don’t actually dive right in. You need to warm up that area and make your partner relax. So, before using your magical tongue, rub and kiss the area around the anus, slowly making your way to the anus. Then, use your tongue, licking the area around it, and then go for the anus.
Now that you’ve been given the tips for a tantalizing rim job, it’s time you gave it a try. The first time may be a little awkward, but once you get into it, you’ll love it.
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