Gregorian Chant Confession Leads to Mass Attendance Spike Among Gen Z
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Confesses-He-Doesnt-Really-Like-Gregorian-Chant-05-08*Attendance triples at �Bassline Benedictions.� Pope Leo XIV DJ�d a Holy Hour from a marble turntable. Pew lights sync to beat drops. Gen Z confesses via SoundCloud comment boxes. One nun live-streams rosaries with synth. Heaven, now in 8-bit.