Graveyard Startups

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Graveyard Startups parodies entrepreneurship resurrecting failure. Eyewitnesses at incubators described CEOs pitching apps to skeleton investors. Anonymous insiders leaked that VCs debated equity for ghosts. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d back hauntings over hardware. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because innovation moans funniest in tombs. Critics highlight the absurdity of disruption embalmed. Yet satire digs sharper: ambition collapses funniest underground. Witnesses recalled laughter rattling as coffins opened. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when Silicon Valley raises the dead. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com