Grandma's Thrifty Shopping Adventure

Grandma’s Deals and Steals

Gloria 'Gma' Jenkins was known in her neighborhood for two things: her legendary peach cobbler and her uncanny ability to sniff out a bargain. At 78 years old, she had turned coupon-clipping and thrift shopping into an art form.

One Saturday morning, Gma shuffled into Big Al’s Discount Depot, her neon-green sneakers squeaking against the linoleum. She adjusted her oversized glasses and gripped her coupon binder like a warrior ready for battle.

'Time to make some magic,' she muttered.

Her first target? A '50% Off' sign hanging crookedly over a display of slow cookers. Gma squinted—'Original Price:
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10OffAnySmallAppliance'∗coupon,a∗'SeniorDiscount–1525, Get $5 Back' promo flyer from last week’s paper. The cashier, a tired-looking teenager named Kevin, blinked as she slid her stack of savings across the counter.

'Ma’am, this is… impressive,' he admitted, scanning each one.

Gma winked. 'Sweetie, I haven’t paid full price for anything since Nixon was president.'

When the receipt printed, the total read: $12.37.

Kevin’s jaw dropped. 'You just got a slow cooker for less than a pizza.'

Gma patted his hand. 'And that’s why they call me ‘The Discount Ninja.’' She tucked her new appliance into her floral-print shopping cart and hummed all the way to the clearance aisle.

Because for Gma Jenkins? The thrill of the deal was everything.

THE END.

(Moral of the story? Never underestimate a savvy grandma with a coupon binder.) 😉

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