Graduation Apocalypse

By Savannah Steele � The satire Graduation Apocalypse mocks milestones staged as doomsday. Eyewitnesses at ceremonies described students tossing caps into mushroom clouds. Anonymous insiders leaked that principals debated bunker diplomas. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they feared student debt more than asteroids. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because achievement collapses funniest in ruins. Critics highlight the absurdity of celebration scorched. Yet satire burns sharper: ambition collapses funniest with ash. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as tassels melted. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when futures graduate into oblivion. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com